Marvel (sort of) Rant

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Mkay, lemme get this straight- I love marvel, and I'm not letting the stupid show I'm going to rant about change that fact.

Anyway, there's this show in the Disney Channel that my brother loves, but its messed up AF
Its the Spider-Man one, but the story line is freaking broken into a million pieces.
You know Stan Lee? The guy who created marvel? Well, in the show, he was a janitor that worked there. He's supposed to get small roles in his movies and shows cuz he's like a character that doesn't matter in the show, but matters in our universe. Anyway, they made an entire episode dedicated to him. They're not supposed to do that. At the end of the episode, it was stated that he worked at S.H.E.I.L.D. Um, excuse me? He's supposed to make a small appearance, that makes the viewers go nuts over his appearance...not the fact that he has a huge role.
In fact, he becomes the principle of the school Peter goes to...didn't I say small roles? In Fantastic 4, (the second one) he appeared at a wedding, and the list said he wasn't invited. He was there for barely a minute, and didn't show up again! That's what's supposed to happen!
Oh, Stan Lee isn't all.
Spider-Man is supposed to be the lone guy. He plays it solo....but he became the leader of a group...then made the freaking web warriors thing! What the hell?!? That messed the entire series up! Usually, Spider-Man helps out, and is there for a few episodes, or maybe just one or two. He rarely ever works side by side with someone.
Also, Mary-Jane, in one of the later seasons, became the Ultimate Spider-Woman...um, excuse me?
Mary-Jane is like the the girl that the hero loves, and wants to protect. She didn't stay that way. Although, I love the independence in that idea, she wasn't supposed to be a super hero...that really messed up the plot.
I mean, what the heck? What is this anymore? Spider-Man was always my favorite super hero (along with Black Widow) but...THEY RUINED THE CONCEPT OF SPIDER MAN IN THAT SHOW!

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