UNDERTALE! (True Pacifist)

Chapter 5- Skeleton Brothers

You stumble out of the Ruin door. The snow hits your face and melts immediately. Trudging in the snow on the ground, you walk along the winter tree hallway.
Step.
Step.
Step.
Someone is following you.
Step.
Step.
Snap.
A twig snapped behind you.
???: Human. Don't you know how to greet a new pawll? Turn around and shake my hand.
You steadily turn around and place your palm into his boney hand.
PFFFFTTTT
His hood flicked back to reveal a tiny skeleton wearing a blue hoodie, some black shorts and a pair of pink bunny slippers.
???: Hahaha whoopie cushion in the hand trick. It's always funny. I'm sans. Sans the skeleton.
You smile. He seems funny.
Sans: Well, your a human right? That's funny. I'm supposed to be looking for humans right now, But I don't really care about capturing you. But my brother, Papyrus, he is a human hunting FANATIC. Come on, go straight through this gate my brother made it too big for anyone to get  to get in.
You walk straight through and see another skeleton approaching.
Sans: Quick! Behind that  conveniently shaped lamp!
You stood behind the lamp. It was the exact same shape as you. .
Sans: Sup Papyrus
There stood a tall skeleton wearing some denim shorts, a white top and a red cape. This must be me Sans' brother...
Papyrus: You know what's "sup" brother! It's been 8 days and you still haven't recalibrated your puzzles! All you do is sit here and bonedoggle all day! What are you even doing?
Sans: Hey bro chill. I've done a ton of work today. A skele-ton!
You try to hold in your laughter from that bad pun.
Papyrus: Sans! You are not helping!
Sans: Maybe this lamp could help you light up your life.
Papyrus: Sans!!! I must capture a human! I feel like today is the day! When I capture it I shall bring it to the capital, to Undyne. Prestigious, Popularity! I I'll bathe in a shower of kisses every morning! Can't you see it Sans?!
I must attend to my puzzle. As for your work; put a little more... BACKBONE into it! Nyeh heh heh!
Papyrus runs off. You come out of the lamp and continue forward.
Sans: Wait.
You stop.
Sans: Well, my brother has never seen a human before, and he's feeling a little down. He would enjoy it if a Human came to town. Don't worry he won't hurt you. He couldn't hurt a snowball if he tried. Thanks.
He wonders off in the other direction. You carry on walking in the snow. It's freezing cold! How could the skeletons wear such revealing clothes? You see them up ahead and walk to them and stop in front of a rock.