Chapter 5

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Hey everyone, sorry I have not been updating, it's been real hard to update this with all the things going on.
Life update:
•ball of nothing
Now let's get on into the chapter!
~smolwatermelon
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Joshuadun: guys

Joshuadun: I'm really sorry

Joshuadun: for all I did last night, I was drunk as fuck

Joshuadun: and yes, I was breaking into Tyler's house

Joshuadun: shortly after the police arrived and gave me a ticket?

WallonDeekes: well that is tucked up

WallonDeekes: **ducked

WallonDeekes: ******FCKU****

WallonDeekes: GOD DAMNIT

WallonDeekes: IM GOING TO KMS

FatherBrendo: it's okay, Memestar, I'll sing you a lullaby, to rock you to sleep

FatherBrendo: here it goes, it might sound like shit

VicFuentes: with no auto tune*** you meant to say?

FatherBrendo: SHUT THE HELL UP IM TRYING TO SOOTHE MY CHILD

Memestar: sing the damn lullaby

FatherBrendo: okay here it goes

FatherBrendo: I CHIME IN HAVENT YOU PPL EVER HEARD OF

Ryrorussian: no NOT AGAIN FUK

FatherBrendo: CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR NO

Memestar: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

FatherBrendo: it always WORKS RYAN

Ryrorussian: WHATEVER ITS NOT EVEN A PROPER LULLABY CUZ I DIDNT WRITE THE FUCKING SONG

Ryrorussian: EVERYONE THINKS I WROTE BETTER SONGS THAN YOU BITCH

FatherBrendo: WELL MEMESTAR IS ALSEEP RYAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? AND I KNOW PEOPLE SAY YOU WERE A BETTER PERSON THAN ME BUT YOUR SONGS WERE TO MEANINGFUL

Ryrorussian: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WILL TRIGGER YOU NOW

Ryrorussian: HEY MOON! PLEASE FORGET TO GOD DAMN FALL DOWN HEY MOON DOMT YOU DAMN GO DOWN! DAMN RIGHT!

WallonDeekes: the number of times you used the word damn was unexceptionable. should we sacrifice him?

Pepewentz: idk but this is great will they divorce?????

Lynnisgay: let's see

FatherBrendo: I AM AN ADMIN RYAN I WILL REMOVE YOU FOREVER AND YOU WILL NEVER COME BACK I WILL BAN YOU FROM THE CHAT

Ryrorussian: GO AHEAD! IM NOT SCARED! BREAK UP WITH ME! YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW THAT IM DUMPING YOU!

Ryrorussian: IM OFFICIALLY DONE WITH YOU, BRENDON. GOODBYE.

Ryrorussian left the chat

FatherBrendo: YOU BETTER RUN!

Geeway: DAMN THAT WAS INTENSE

Geeway: I think I pissed myself half way through

Frankurine: me too

wallon: should've sang all star by smash mouth

VicFuentes: what about that shitty Pokémon song by the misha dude

Memestar: *lays in fetus position* this reminds me of when I was laying in daddy's womb

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 31, 2017 ⏰

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