Indian parents/ Desi problems

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When you come home 🏡 "late" and as soon as you enter the door 🚪 your mum is standing there and starts tutting and says: "Oi!! Why you come home so bloody late?! Huh?!" And you're like, "mum, it's only eight o clock?"
And she's like, "did you go out drinking alcohol? 🍺" and you just try ignore her and go to your room....
She tries and stops you. It you're like "NO BITCH!!