Me: *falls over because of all the questions* ..I wasn't bored... Just.. Tired...
Orea: Don't worry, I got this. *pulls out questions and sorts them*
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Me: *gets up* HOOKay, time to start! I'll be holding the teleportation cards! *pulls out cards* First Question!
Pearl: Yeah, I know all of them! They are good friends of mine!
Orea: I've heard of them, but whenever Moon goes and hangs out with them, she leaves me at home, so, I haven't met them personally.
Me: Yyyep! We are basically like best friends! Alrighty, next question! *flips card to Undertale*
Orea: WHAT THE LIVING FUCKING BLOODY HELL MIXED WITH SATAN, HOW THE HELL DID WE GET HERE SO FAST!?
Me: secwet!
Pearl: O-okay, then.. Um, I have met Sans and Papyrus, actually. I mean, I visit them on the surface almost everyday- I mean, um, with all the AUs, I, uh, freed everyone in mine.. But, I had the help of- ....nevermind. But, I have met them.
Orea: Nope. Never heard of them.
Me: Well, seems to me like someone is feeling BONEly, eh? Eh??
Pearl: *giggles*
Orea: S T O P.T H E . G O D . D A M N . P U N S.
Me: Next! *flips card to Creepypasta* Finally! Home! I haven't been here ever since Jeff literally grounded me.
Orea: How in the world can he ground you if you don- wait... Is he your bro-
Me: -III'M GOIng to stop you right there. And, I think the proxies are more behaved and respectful towards Slenderman than the others.
Orea: ...what the hell are proxies? They sound like pixies. And I don't like pixies.
Pearl: *crying anime tears* I don't like this plahahaaace, people are trying to eat my kidneys, and breaking the 4th wall from the TV to drown meehehee!
Me: *points* That's Eyeless Jack, and *points*that is Ben Drowned. Hey, guys? She's kinda a kid at heart, so, please?
Ben: Fine. Only for you, Sweety.
Me: *eyes roll back*
Darklight: DON'T test your luck, BEN.
Me: *eyes roll forward* ......Hokay, bye, guys, before she comes back again. And I don't wanna see Jeff at the moment. Bye!!
Creepypastas: See ya, Moon!
Me: *flips card to Fandomstuck*
Orea: STOP DOING THAT!!
Pearl: I'm getting used to that.. And, I've read the book, it's really great! I like this place!
Orea: Yeah, me too, I just haven't read the book.
Me: Read the book. It's awesome, both the book and this fandom. Next! *flips card to Hetalia*
Orea: Yep, now I'm used to it. Okay, Heavy Metal, Cheesecake, and War.
Pearl: Classical Music, Cheesecake, and Peace.
Me: ......BOTH CLASSIC AND METAL, WAFFLES, AND CASTLES!
Orea: The fuck?
Me: OKAY! WHAT NEXT, GUYS? More que- *cluches stomach* wait.. something's wrong...
Orea: What's wrong Moon?
Me: .... ...*groan* I don't feel so good... *collapses*
