I tried to cath fog.....
but I mist
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it
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They told me I had type-A blood ...
But it was a type-O
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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The Energizer bunny got arrested and chaged with battery
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The old man didnt like his beard at first...
But it grew on him
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What does a clock do when its hungry?
It goes back for seconds
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broken pencils are pointless
