It was a normal day at school for Caillou. He had just gotten ungrounded, he hadn't burped in class, he hadn't uses curse words at his teacher, and he even did his homework. Caillous teacher was impressed by his incredibly good behavior, she had expected Caillou to have answered a question incorrectly and gotten expelled on the spot, but not today. Caillou was on his best behavior. It wasn't until something snapped in his head that made him want to cause mischief. "Wow," Caillous teacher began, "I'm impressed you've been so good today!" Caillou just smiled. He'd realized he had to do something, or else his perfect record of being a trouble maker would be ruined. Caillou raises his hand. "Teacher, may I use the restroom?" Caillou asks. The teacher allows him to go, which she wouldn't usually do, but she thought something in Caillou had changed. Caillou mutters to himself "Yes, I am going to skip school and go to Chuck E Cheeses. And no one will stop me." Caillou exits the fronts door and sprints down the street towards the nearest Chuck E Cheeses. When Caillou arrives, he purchases his tokens with his lunch money, and begins to play the games. He played claw machines, skee ball, and whack a mole. Caillou was having a blast. Meanwhile at school, the teacher begins to wonder. "What is taking Caillou so long?" she thinks to herself. That's when it strikes her. Caillou was skipping school! "Nononononononononononononononononononononononono" she cries to herself. She calls the principle and tells her that Caillou is skipping school. "Well?" asks the principle, "Where do you think he'll be?" they ponder among themselves for a moment, when the obvious answer strikes them. "Chuck E Cheeses!" they both exclaim. Caillou had gotten in trouble many times for Chuck E Cheeses related things, driving the school bus to Chuck E Cheeses, turning the school into a Chuck E Cheeses, and, as he had done many times before, skipping school to go to Chuck E Cheeses. The principle herself drives down to Chuck E Cheeses to see if their suspicious were right. She walks through the door, and the first thing she notices is Caillous bald head in front of an arcade machine. She walks over to Caillou and taps him on the shoulder. Caillou swings around and is face to face with his worst fear. "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo Caillou how dare you skip school. That's it you're expelled. Go home now." Caillou begins to cry, and exits the Chuck E Cheeses without even finishing his game. His tears obscure his vision the entire run home. When he comes through the front door, he is immediately bombarded with questions from Boris, Doris and Rosie, such as "Why are you crying?" and "Why are you home so early?". Caillou finally chokes the words out, "I got expelled from school for going to Chuck E Cheeses." Everyone gasps, and follows it up with an angry tantrum. Caillous vision goes red and shaky as Boris begins to yell at him. "Owa ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Caillou how dare you go to Chuck E Cheeses and get expelled. That's it. You're gronded gronded gronded for 205306820572304408423095824029520958023824 years. Go to your room now." Caillou turns away and runs away as more tears fly out of his eyes. He locks himself in his room, and isn't heard from again for another two hundred five duodecillion years.
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Caillou Skips School To Go To Chucky Cheeses and Gets Grounded
HumorTitle says it all. Caillou doesn't deserve love, nor free will. Find out what happens to Caillou when he goes out and does as he pleases in this educational cautionary tale. TRIGGER WARNINGS Abusive parents Awful obscure ironic memes that haven't be...