Chapter 1

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A dense fog settled over the housing commission area of west London in the early hours of the morning, a setting suitably spooky for what was going to occur today. Bazza slept on the musty old couch t Seans plave, his oily brown hair flopped in his face, when he was awake he had the classic fuckboy hairdo, home cut of course. 


Barry stirred, shivering at the cold air seeping through his thin blnket as he opened his eyes, lookingf aroudn the cramped and cluttered room. He got upp slowly, going to get last weeks mail, Sean was a lazy ass and never got it, mesning every sunday Bazza would go get it. 


Bazza flipped through the envelopes as he returned to the drafty shack he called a home, eyes widening as he saw a letter addressed to him. he rushed to wake up Sean "Sean Sean! Theres a letter for me" He bounced around excitedly 

"yeah okay, now fuck off im sleeping" Sean mumbked back

Bazza let out a whine "C'mon mate, ya kniw i cant read this shit" 

he sighed :Fine give it here"


AN

YAY SOME IRONC WIZARD FANFICTION COMING YOUR WAY!!!!!!!!

~Roxy

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