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by cliyde

by cliyde

Clyde sat on his bed, bored. He tried texting his friends but they were all too busy doing something like, playing basketball or watching a movie. Sure Clyde could join in with them, but he was being stubborn, Clyde didn't want to do that. Soon enough, Clyde ran out of people to pester. Now all he had left were Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny Mccormick, and HIM. Clyde liked the boys, but they always got into trouble and Clyde wasn't that type of person to nearly destroy the world. He called Stan, Kyle, and Kenny, which were all surprised that Clyde wanted to hang out with them. They all said the same excuse as well, "I'd hang out with you clyde, but I'm really busy right now. Maybe another time.?". Clyde started to suspect something from the 3 boys, but didn't think much of it. The last person left to call was HIM, Eric Cartman. Cartman was certainly something, a 'something' Clyde couldn't quite figure out. This made Cartman eager to find out more about him, And eventually grew fond of him,which eventually grew into something bigger, it grew into a crush. Clyde didn't know why he was attracted to someone like him, but he did. Clyde tapped on cartman's name on his contacts and called him. In just 2 rings, cartman answered him.

"Hello?"

-"Hey eric, its me, Clyde"

"Oh, hey Clyde what's up?"

-"eh, i was just wondering if you wanted to hang out-"

"YEAH MAN LETS GO"

-"great! I'll meet you at your house then?"

"sure dude."

-"alright, see you in a bit."

"right back at 'cha."

Clyde ended the call. Something about cartman saying 'right back at 'cha' made Clyde feel very happy. He dismissed it quickly and asked his father to take him to his friends house.

Upon arriving at cartman's house, Eric gave Clyde a big hug once he opened his door. Clyde was obviously shocked about the surprise hug, but also flustered at the same time. Eric was excited for Clyde to come over for some reason, Clyde didn't want to ask why Eric was unquestionably happy and he didnt want to ruin the moment.

"Thanks for coming over clyde! Im super stoked to show you this new game that came out and im sure it'll fucking rock your world dude"

-"oh yeah, no problem. What game are we going to play?"

"Its called Battlefield 4 and its AWESOME, we HAVE to play it Clyde!"

-"haha, sure man."

Whenever Eric was extremely happy over something, Clyde couldn't help but laugh. He loved this boy and just seeing him smile made him melt.

After hours of playing Battlefield 4, Cartman started getting hungry and so did Clyde. Clyde asked his friend if there was any snacks around in which cartman immedietly got up from his seat and quickly grabbed chips. He instantly came back with Cheesy poofs.

-"Dude dont you eat these like, everyday?"

"not EVERYDAY stupid, maybe like, every 2 days or someshit."

-"That still kinda counts" Clyde smiled

"oh shut the fuck up Clyde!" Eric laughed.

////god i fucking hate myself for making this i love it////