KFC and TacoBell dont really work but whatever.

CH 2

Clyde woke up from his deep sleep. He had a wonderful day at cartman's house playing video games, and today was the day he was going to tell cartman his feelings towards him! Clyde jumped out of his bed and but on his letter man jacket, he actually wanted to look good in front of his friend, and if everything goes as planned, his soon to be boyfriend! It was a Saturday so it was already pretty late in the morning, ten-thirty to be exact. Clyde brushed his hair, put on his good pair of shoes, and told his dad he was going to go hang out with his friends. 

         Halfway walking to cartman's house, he stopped. "What am I doing, I can't do this?!" he thought. Clyde took out his phone and called his friend Tweek, "he must know at least something about romance.....right?" Clyde muttered. As soon as he called Tweek he immediately answered. 

"W-whats up man?"

"Hey tweek, can i go by your house for a little?"

"Yeah sure, I'm just f-finishing up some chores...Why?"

"I just need to talk to you."

"Oh man,... is it something serious? did i do something?"

"No its not bad, i just need advice.."

"Then why are you coming to me about it?! Can't you ask someone like Token for advice?"

"Well, i thought you might has some experience towards this type of thing."

"Ok, I guess."

"See you later Tweek!"

"B-bye!"

          Clyde arrived at Tweek's house. He knocked on the door, and tweeks father answered it. He greeted clyde and told him to come in, clyde greeted him back and walked inside. Clyde asked him if Tweek was home, (which obviously he was) "Oh, Tweek is right upstairs, make yourself at home Clyde!"  "Thanks mr.tweak." Clyde walked up stairs to find tweek in his room. 

"GAH!"

"ah! sorry to scare you tweek!"

Clyde sat next to tweek, who was playing with legos.

"It-its ok, so what kind of advice do you want me to give you? Its probably going to be some bad advice though, im bad at th-this stuff!!"

"Uh....its about confessing your love to someone.."

"oooh! whos the lucky lady? I-is it Bebe?"

"n-...no.."

"Then who is it?! Tell me!"

"Well.....Its a boy."

"oh..Thats ok!"

"...Its cartman!!"

"............WHAAT?!!"

"I KNOW I KNOW!! Its so weird but, i just have feelings for him?!!"

Tweek took a deep breath and exhaled.

"Listen, i know im in a relationship with Craig and a-all, but i never really.....Confessed..? We just starting going out because of those japanese girls and stuff. But i think it'd be best to just give him an anonymouse letter."

"like in the movies and stuff??"

"Yeah!"

Clyde started feeling better about this whole thing, his face brightened up.

"Thank you Tweek!!"

Clyde got up and ran out of his room

"HEY WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING CLYDE!!"

"I NEED TO DO SOMETHING IMPORTANT! THANKS TWEEK I OWE YOU ONE!!"

"ah-....my son's all grown up.."

Tweek shed a tear 

           Clyde ran out of Tweek's home, thanking Tweek's father on the way out. Clyde ran all the way home and quickly wrote a letter that said, "From your secret admirer, I like you. Come to the bench at the park to meet me"  Clyde smiled so wide his cheeks started to hurt. He neatly folded the paper and put it in an envelope. Clyde checked the time, a quarter past eleven, At this time cartman was probably at his house with stan, kyle, and kenny. Clyde, once again, ran out of his home, telling his father that he was heading out. 

Clyde ran towards cartman's house so fast he was out of breath when he arrived. Clyde stopped at Cartman's doorstep, catching his breath. Once he wasnt tired anymore he knocked on the door. Cartman's mother answered the door.

 "Yes? Oh! You must be Clyde! Cartman is in his room playing with his little friends, go right ahead and join them! Im sure he wont mind."

 She smiled sweetly, which made Clyde feel comforted. Clyde entered Cartman's home,

 "Eric! One of your little friends are here!" She said.

 Then suddenly, a "FUCK OFF MOM" could be heard from upstairs. Clyde snickered quietly. He walked up the stairs and knocked on Cartman's room door. "You can come in!!" Eric said on the other side. Clyde opened the door to find the 4 boys playing monopoly.

 "hey Clyde." Kyle said,

 turning to him then turning back to his monopoly money he had earned. 

"hey-" Clyde was interrupted

 "Hey whats that?"

 Kenny pointed at what Clyde was holding.

 "Hey yeah! what is that?" said Stan.

 "Oh this? Its for Cartman, someone wanted me to give this to him." Clyde said, handing it to Cartman. 

"For me? Oh shit dude!" Eric exclaimed.

 "What's it say?" Kenny said.

 "Woah Calm down!!! Im opening it already." Cartman said as he opened the letter. 

Cartman read it aloud

 "From your secret admirer...." Stan and Kyle looked at each other in confusion.

 "I like yoU?! HOLY SHIT GUYS SOMEONE LIKES ME! HELL YEAH!!" Cartman got up quickly and started dancing around.

 "Woah! is it from a girl?" Kyle asked.

 Cartman started to search the letter, trying to find any evidence that its from a girl.

 "i...i dont know? I dont really care though, SOMEONE FUCKING LIKES ME!!! HAHA YEAH!!"

 Clyde was happy that Cartman was happy.

 "Hey wait! Clyde probably knows!" Stan exclaimed. 

"Hey your right! Was it from a girl Clyde??" Kyle asked.

 Clyde started to sweat. "U-Uh....He didnt want me to say"

 Clyde realized what he said and covered his mouth.

 "He?" Kyle said, suspecting something.

 "ha! looks like your secret admirer is a dude" Kenny said, laughing.

"Does it look like i give a shit Kenny? I probably like this dude too!" Eric blurted.

 "Do you like a dude cartman?" Stan asked.

 "Uh.." cartman started sweating as well.

Clyde laughed and got up

"Well, i have to head home, bye you guys!"

"Bye clyde!" The 4 boys all said in unison.