Total Fire Emblem Island

Chapter One, Part One!

On a run down island that seemed to have been abandoned, a young woman with soft blue hair stood waiting. She had a bean burrito in her hand, wearing cargo shorts and a V-neck T-shirt. She was standing in front of a camera that was probably worth more than her own house.

"Heeeyyyy world!" She waved to the camera, full of glee, "Okay soooo, I just got this TV show for my birthday and invited a few friends to participate in this new show!" she continued, clapping her hands together, accidentally mushing her bean burrito in her hands. "I kinda invited a few friends over in my realm, and some in another! Alsoooo, I was gonna invite Robin, but Robin's kinda a LOSER and I have better friends!"

Out over the clear ocean, the sun was shining as a few boats were sailing up to the island. When one of them docked, a man stepped out.
"Ooooh look, it's mister rock abs himself, high Prince of Nohr, Xander!"

"Oh, Azura?" Xander asked as he looked around, "I'm in the right place, correct?"

"Of course, dummy!" Azura responded cheerfully, "Err, why wouldn't you be?"

"Alright then, I might as well stand over here now." Xander said, regretting this already.

As someone stepped out of the boat, Azura greeted them happily, "Setsuna! Wellllcooommeee!"

"I see a bird... That's nice..." Setsuna quietly said to herself before stepping out beside Xander on the dock.

"Wellll welll welll..." A masculine voice said before a man with pure white hair walked out onto the deck of the boat.

"Nilly Niles! Hey, that sounds cute!" Azura chimed, "Welcome!"

"Wonderful to see you too." Niles replied as he hopped off the boat to get next to the others.

"Ummm, who's next?" Setsuna asked, "I'm already confused..."

Everyone waited for a moment before yelping could be heard from the boat. Just then, a young woman stumbled out onto the deck.

"H-Hi everyone!" She said, seemingly out of breath, "Sorry I'm late, I just rememb-"

It was at that moment when she stumbled off the boat and landed on Niles, the two landing in a heap on the dock. The girl got looked up from where she was, rubbing her head.

"Ohhh, that really hurt...", She groaned, "Sorry about that."

"Don't worry," Niles replied, "It was very kinky of you."

"Wh-Huh?!" She exclaimed in shock, "Y-You pervert!"

She slapped him, but Niles just smiled.

"Hey Felicia!" Azura said, waving.

Suddenly, a puny boy flashed onto the duck. He looked like he was twelve years of age

. He spoke in a refined manner, but his tone of voice and physical appearance did not fit with his speech.

"Who let the little boy join?" Xander grinned, only having spoke in good humor.

"I'm not little, I'm a grown man!" The boy snapped.

"Ha-yo-tooo! Welcome, little man!" Azura smiled before doing a little twirl.

A girl with deep purple hair that was done up fancily started to step out of the boat like it was a runway. She had eight wooden cards she held as a makeshift fan.

"Oh dear, it's hot, and the cards are most definitely not in my favor..." She said with a bit of a whine, "First a cold, now this..." She began to fan herself.

"Perogi! Welcome!" Azura greeted with great pleasure.

"It's Orochi, my dear..."

While Orochi was walking down, a small girl with long blonde pigtails which had purple swirls of dyed hair ran down, excited and happily, nearly knocking down Orochi!