-At a park/fair thing-
Colin: This trip is gonna be lit.
Luke: Its already lit.
Colin: *chuckling*
Cody: Is this Hemlock?
Colin: Different park. And with no advisors, that gives us the opportunity to explore.
Luke: Oh yeah, this is Lake Gremlin Park
Caleb: Something like that.
Sam: Whatever it's called, it smells like Sean got a fresh whip and tested it out on the squirrels.
Cody: *imitating a squirrel* Daddy no.
Caleb: Hey, is Daddy here?
Colin: WHERE'S DADDY!?
Sam: I regret this already.
Austin: Same.
Narrator(me): Everyone disperses into separate areas for whatever it is they decide to do. I end up following Colin. Fair warning, I have zero control over anything that happens in my dreams so prepare for this.
Cody: Is there a particular place you're going?
Colin: Nope. Just gonna find a spot, make up a game, have fun with it. Some shit like that.
Cody: What's this foot long piece of tape doing on the ground?
Colin: Luke Randle Run.
Cody: What does Luke have to do with tape on the ground?
Colin: He got his feet ran over multiple times running in that direction.
Cody: Alright then.
Colin: Got an idea. It requires dick dipping.
Cody: Excuse me?
Colin: Just follow my lead.
Narrator: He strips and leans forward, hunching over in a sewer like area. He crouches down and flicks nasty water with his dick at people above ground.
Colin: This game is called Nitty Gritty Ruff N Tuff.
Cody: Okay then.
Colin: *laughing, splashing people by dick dipping*
Narrator: I decide to go and head back to the main campground. There, I see Sam staring at the girl he's got an interest in. She pays literally no attention to him as he sighs and walks into the bathroom. I had to piss really bad at this point so I walked into the bathroom as well. Luke was in there putting on different clothes because his were dirty I guess. Someone was on the one toilet that was in there and there were no urinals. Sam and I were forced to wait. Colin rushes into bathroom still naked, this time covering himself.
Colin: WHO TOOK MY CLOTHES!? CODY YOU WERE WITH ME DID YOU TAKE THEM?
Cody: No.
Colin: Who did?
Luke: Just look at whose backpack is outside the stall.
Sam: Its pretty obvious.
Colin: Who is it?
*stall door opens*
Cody: Its Austin.
Colin: Austin, why the hell did you take my clothes?
Austin: Because it was fun
Colin: Alright, true.
Narrator: Sam, Luke, and myself are then looking for Caleb. Suddenly, we're at a farm type thing?
Luke: Maybe he's with the pigs.
Cody: Amber? Oh you mean actual pigs, not his ex.
Luke: *quietly* That's mean.
Sam: I would laugh if I knew who you were talking about.
Luke: Maybe he's in here.
*he points to a door with Danger: Do Not Enter on it*
Cody: Come on guys, let's go inside.
Sam: I'd rather not die today, no thank you.
Luke: Yeah, its too risky.
Cody: Colin would do it.
Sam: We're going to let you do it then. Go ahead, Cody. Prove us wrong.
Cody: Ha, you think I have the balls for that. No no. Unless I'm with people will I go in.
Narrator: Fast forward to some museum type shit and suddenly we've got adult supervision. I exit out of a room and I'm greeted by Travis.
Travis: What time were we supposed to be here?
Cody: Like 4 hours ago, Travis.
Travis: Shit. Can you carry my jacket?
Cody: You're wearing it.
Travis: ...Never mind.
And now I'm on the bus that takes me to and from school.
Miss Linda, my bus driver, is informing us that there is a man with a gun on the side of the road.
Miss Linda: There's a man, on the side of the road, he is armed. We'll now sing our safety song quietly.
Cody: Safety song?
Josephine: Shh.
Miss Linda: They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't want to see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it
Narrator: Soon, the entire bus is singing along.
Everyone on the bus: Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight, It doesn't matter who's wrong or right, Just beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it.
Narrator: The bus passes the man with the gun and we hear the gunshot.
Josephine: I hope whoever that hit was okay.
Cody: Plot twist, the person he shot was himself.
Josephine: I told my friend we should hang out one last time. That was him.
Cody: So you could have gotten us killed?
Josephine: *shrugs* I don't know I heard something about that in a conspiracy theory.
Dante: Enough about conspiracy bullshit.
Josephine: I actually found a new one about a game called Aliens 3.
Dante: Goddammit.
*Illuminati theme plays*
-End Dream-
