Donald. He was finished. How the fuck did the gays break into his house? And most importantly steel his shitty ratchet ass wig! Here he was. In his annoying orange speedo shaking dat ass like a hoe! But this event, little did he know, could change his life forever. At 4:37 on a Tuesday, Shrek the dirtiest mother fucker to ever live paid him to dollars to fuck. It was so simple.
"Fuck me and I'll give you two bucks," Shrek said. And being the cheap whore he was, Donald accepted. It sparked a revolution. Of 10 hour fucking. #blessed
