I have kitty writers block >~<
I have no ideas whatsoever and it's stressful.
In the mean time I'm making horrible jokes.
I'll tell you a few...
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1.) Why are ghosts bad liers?......
Because you can see right through them.
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2.)Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?......
Because he wanted to see time fly.
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3.) Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance?.......
Cause he had noBODY to go with.
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Me and Bill texting:
Me: What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
Bill: um...I have no idea.
Me: you can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Bill:.......hilarious! XD
Bill: what about the pot of glue?
Me: I knew you'd get stuck on that one!
Bill...wow.
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And here's just a little something for my math teacher -_-..... payback.
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Teacher: can you see God?
Class: no.
Teacher: can you touch God?
Class: no.
Teacher: then there is no God!!!
*Student raises hand*
Student: sir, can you see your brain?
Teacher: no.
Student: can you touch your brain?
Teacher: no.
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Student: okay then, you don't have a brain.
Ideas for the next chapter?!?!
I can do more jokes for you guys...I have a couple more in mind.
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