bill's secret (billdip)

I'm bad at naming chapters...

Dippers POV I Guess

''Bill what the hell!'' I screamed at the demon which felt like the 400th time this week.

You see, Bill was staying at the shack because he needed somewhere to go, At least that's what he said. Along with, ''It gets lonely in the dreamscape, You know?'', And acting like nothing ever happened between him and everyone 5 years ago. 

After 5 years of being stuck with Mable and my parents, We finally got to go to Gravity Falls again this summer. It felt like forever. Well it was 5 years. Now here i am screaming at Bill while he randomly eats mayo out of the fridge. 

''What? This stuff tastes good, Kid!'' He attempted to yell with a spoonful of mayonnaise in his mouth. ''That is disgusting, Bill. I don't know how you eat that.'' I gagged. ''Well during the creation of my sexy meat-bag, Or, Human body, I added taste buds but never figured out which edible things are bad, and which is good. Same with scent. Though, those.. don't have taste buds.'' Bill said, Matter-of-fact-ly. 

''Well Mayo tastes bad on its own. Does that clear it up for you?'' I said. ''Now move.'' I pushed him aside and looked in the fridge, Grabbing a Coke. ''Someone is sassy today.'' Bill said, Watching me as i went over to the couch and sat down, Opening my Coke. After finishing the whole freaking jar of Mayo, He came over and sat next to me. After a few seconds, I looked up at him to see him staring at me. ''What?'' I asked. Bill transferred his gaze somewhere else. ''I dunno. Are you gonna sit here and just drink that?'' Bill started fidgeting with his yellow sweater he was wearing. You see, He wore that as comfortable wear. His usual dress coat with his top hat was a formal kind of thing. 

''Well yeah. Its what your supposed to do with Coke. Duh.'' 

''No, i mean, Aren't you gonna go out and do something?'' 

''Not really planning to.''

''You humans are so confusing. I thought you kids were used to riding bikes and stuff outside, Not sit inside and be lazy.'' 

''Well, that's humans for ya.'' I said, Reading the Coke can out of boredom. 

''Well come on, Lets go outside and do something.'' Bill chirped up. ''Nah.'' I replied. His slight smile turned to a, Seriously? Kind of look. ''Come on Pine tree. I'm bored!'' He stood up from the couch. I looked at him for a second before he held out his hand. ''Come on, It'll be fun.'' He said, The smile back to his face. Only happier this time. Ugh. I couldn't resist that. ''Fine.'' I mumbled and took his hand, Before him dragging me out the door.