Too Friend To be a Girlfriend

Chapter 1

It was 1.30 pm after school and Elvis should be here any minute. Today we had a special weekly meeting to see where are we when it comes to asking Adelaide out. Another one of his ideas. Seriously, does he even have a life? He can be really weird but i need him for this. That's why i still keep him close to this. I know it's wrong, but i often get this feeling that all of theese emotions are wrong and that Adelaide and I should just stay friends. That's that fucking coward in me. I can't help myself but panic. Elvis also kind of helps me be a little more confident. He is so easy-going that for him it wasn't even a problem when he got dared to go in the bar in his underwear at 2 am.
The problem was the fact that he wasn't wearing underwear at all. Such a monkey.
And i, i can't even say a curse word in front of other people. He also thinks that's a big problem even though my mother adores the fact that I am cute and polite.
After about 20 minutes of waiting, i could finally see him and he was skateboarding. How, he was awful in all sports till yesterday. "Well, he still is!", i thought while watching Elvis embarrasing himself.

"Maybe you should practice a little more, dude! ", i said, and couldn't stop myself from laughing.
"I am right now bro! " he answered proudly, while still sitting on the sidewalk." The progress is fucking enormous! "
"Well, i can see that!", i answered sarcasticly.
"So, what's up with you Romeo? "
" Another big fat nothing! I wasn't even good enough to bring her pizza yesterday. One simple pizza! And, i broke your love quote plate! Sorry bro! "
" Don't freak out bro, but you're seriously stupid! You don't serve pizza on plastic plate! It's not weird, she doesn't get the clues. You two are both dumbasses!Trully soulmates", said he while laughing.
Of course i wasn't happy with calling us stupid but that soulmades thing, that was awesome.
"So what should i do? If there's any chance please avoid poems, there's no chance i could write them.",i said.
"Well, not gonna lie, that's a great idea but also you suck at that too. "
" Yeah, the thing i rhyme with venus is penis. "
" Then you should maybe take her to new bowling club opening tonight, i'm going with one friend too! And when you come there and see me, call me Harry! "
" Yeah, bowling sounds amazing, especially if we still count as friends, but why should i call you Harry? "
" Long story, but tonight, i'm Harry. You two meet us at McDonalds tonight at 9. Now, Harry's gonna go buy some roses. "said he while smiling!
" See you soon bro! ", he took his skateboard and fell again about 15 meters from me.
" Ooh, it hurt a lot, i guess. ", i said and left. He is such a giant monkey...