Him

two~

Hi, uh, Jessica, er uh, call me Jess. Nice to meet you too.

His hand is clammy but it's oddly reassuring. Reassuring me that this might not be a complete joke...like my life aha. But to be honest this has to be a joke. This kid is hot. Not Shawn fucking Mendes hot but still hot. Anybody that is compared to Shawn Mendes in a hotness rate would not show interest in a girl like me. Especially a random girl that is sitting on the floor alone at a party full of people, that looks like me. The highest I've been "rated" is a 6.5, on a strong day. Freakishly curly brown hair, braces, acne, green eyes? Yup, that's me, the 6.5. Woohoo. Where is my best friend when I need her...oh right :) He looks so awkward...this has to be a setup. I can't see anyone laughing or staring at us...but I don't know... I turn towards him slightly. He's got a nice profile. One of those hot jawlines that could cut you because it's so sharp ;) It looks as if he's never had facial hair so his cheek looks super smooth. His lips are small but full, which to be honest, is kinda cute. Even though it's dark I can he's got a darker hair color, either black or dark brown. Why is this kid so cute. He smiles.

Jess...I like the name

Oh well, thanks, I guess. All the other Jessicas I've known have been really pretty and I just go by Jess because I knew I couldn't live up to the title.

Who said that?

Oh, I did. Plus every guy I've basically ever met.

I wasn't going to say that.

That's because you're Shawn Mendes 2.0 and you gotta be nice to the ugly girls or you'll lose your title.

Shawn Mendes 2.0?

Shit

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s...h...o....o...t...m....e....

and then burn this story :)

jk but i suck