Ooa today was crazy.
So, I was just walking up to my locker, and this bitch came up to me and was all ratchet look like:
"Hey, you're the new boy, right? Smirk, smirk"
I thought the whole fucking school new already like:
"Yeah, I'm new"
She giggled. Excuse me, did I say something funny?
"You have a accent. Are you like British.. Or something?"
I hate it when people tHINK IM BRITISH. IM NOT BRITISH, IM NIT BRITISH. IM FUCKING AUSTRALIAN. BRITISH AND AUSTRALIAN ACCENTS DONT SOUND ALIKE.
"Um, I'm australian" I said.
So, for almost the whole fucking day she was following me around like if I was fucking the mother duck and she was the duckling.
I got so fucking tired of her flirting, so I just fucking screamed at her:
"YOU THIRSTY MOTHERFUCKER NEED JESUS. YOURE SO FUCKING THIRSTY, LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE"
A teacher was right next to me, so guess what? I got suspended for the day (:
In the third day of my new school.
How fucking great, I should get a cake.
