My Diary - Patrick from Haters Back Off

Miranda holding me

I was practicing my float driving with Miranda because I wouldn't be able to see.

I told her to sit down and practice with me. When she sat down I could feel her breath touch the back of my neck. It was warm and nice. She breathed really softly and I don't think she even knew I could feel it.

I was being really brave and i held her soft hands tightly and moved them around my waist. I pulled them really tight because I wanted Miranda to hold me. I could imagine her face. Her hands squeezed around me and I felt a bit uncomfortable but also really good because I really really like Miranda so when she touched me like that it felt really personal. We drove around and she tricked me into thinking there was a dog on the road so I crashed the float. When she let go I didn't feel so amazing. But I could imagine her hands where they were like memory foam. Maybe next time I'll wear memory foam so I can see where her hands were. No that's weird. I wouldn't do that because it might creep Miranda out. When she walks back in the house she doesn't realise how beautiful she looks. She wears this really nice skirt sometimes and it makes her look like a princess.