" FUCK!" I said as loud as possible without the teacher hearing me.
"Him?!?" I said while pointing to Troye Sivan, my buddy from when I was younger.
"You lost the game, and I get to pick" said my 'friend' Tyler Oakly, I had just lost a game of Oreo (an incredibly idiotic game that I don't even know why I played) and now Tyler was making me ask out my best friend.
"IM NOT EVEN GAY!" I yelled. The teacher looked back at me confused.
Tyler kinda giggled and said something rude under his breath, which the teacher heard, and as a result he got lunch detention.
I then (not thinking) yelled "HA!" At Tyler and I also got lunch detention for 'disrupting the class'.
The bell rang and we went to lunch.
"WHAT THE FUCK TYLER?!"
I shouted as we walked to the cafeteria . You're the one who thought to tell the teacher your not gay." Tyler said in a squeaky voice just to mock me.
Tyler, who was openly gay believed that if I got rejected by Troye, he'd have a better chance of getting him. That's why he chose Troye in the first place.
"Whatever" I said, "I heard Troye got lunch detention for splashing someone with water and screaming "I SPLASHED YOU WITH THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH! YOU SHALL LIVE FOREVER!"
"In lunch detention I'll have a chance to steal your man" I said
"Mhmm, that is if you don't puke on him" Tyler muttered.
"YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T BRING THAT UP AGAIN!" "YOU KNOW THE PUNISHMENT FOR TRAITORS!" I exclaimed
I kicked Tyler in the balls and he fell to the ground and groaned in defeat.
"Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha." I laughed at him
