Catelyn Stark-
"Cockadoodledoo," My chicken alarm went off, I ordered my servants to go and kill it for dinner later, then got up, next to me was my hot hubby of 15 years, Ned Stark, I was suppose to be married to his older brother, and I'm ngl he was hotter, but Ned was aite like. Ah yes I was lucky woman I thought to myself, apart from marrying the uglier brother. I had four beautiful kids, my eldest son Robb Stark, who was truly a beam of hope, an inspiration to man kind, a people's person, a handsome boy, Sansa, Arya and Brandon.
I got out of bed and looked into my mirror, I'm not trying to braq or anything, but I was hella hot for a Mom, I had gotten my Tully (holla, if that's the right word them crazy kids say today), auburn hair and crystal blue eyes. I had even heard Greyjoy once saying that I was a "MILF", whatever that means!
I got dressed, then went to go wake up my little sunshine, I knocked on Robb's door then tiptoed I hope he had a good sleep, I wonder what he dreamed off, I bet it was of summer loving (hah get it because he's like a summer child, god I'm so hip!) Hmm... I did notice there was a couple empty bottles of Meads on the floor, but that can't have been Robb's?? Robb's a good boy. I bet it was that darn Jon Snow, more like Jon Blow because he sucks!! Am I right, or am I right!! Friggin Jon, trying to frame my innocent son looking like some kind of hooligan.
"Robb sweetie pie," I cooed, "Time to get up my little warrior. The Lannisters are coming!"
Robb woke up, looking startled, bless him, I handed him his cooked breakfast then sneaked out, leaving him in peace, but just before I sneaked out I left him his robes for later on today, because my poor little prince never knew what clothes to put on, bless him. I left him a lil note, saying "You better get ready my little baby, the Lannisters are on their way, hope you'll be ready, you're going to look smashing in that outfit, we'll have to take a selfie later LOL luv Mother xxx"
I went downstairs to see the other kids, I had one of the servants wake them up.
"Lady Catelyn," One of the Nans called me, (why were they even called Nans, they aren't no ones mother???) I noticed the Nan lady was holding what appeared to be a rather large ugly looking potato, yet when I went for a closer look I noticed it had hair.
"What the fuck is that?!" I jumped in fright.
"It's your son my Lady," Nan said, trying to hand me the potato, "Rickon Stark."
"Ah shit," I said outloud, forgot about him, ooops! What's a mother to do? Clearly Robb had got all the Tully and Stark looks, if you know what I'm saying. Damn, I'd have to send that one to battle! Not even a face a mother could love. "Take the beast away!" I ordered before entering the Hall.
Robb my little handsome prince was with his friends, they were all laughing so I laughed, I bet Robb told a really funny joke.
The ginger daughter was being a nerd, listening to Nan about knitting, man I can't believe I had such a nerdy kid, least she was pretty I suppose. Man when I was that age, I was out partying, while Little Fingers tried to get me to suck his dick, like in HELL that would happen!! Loser or what!! The dog faced girl was around barking at people and rolling on the floor, "Woof woof I'm dog, Mother!" I pretended I didn't hear and walked on. Bran kept walking into the wall. Jon Snow the bastard sat alone, I think he was writing poetry, haha emo.
"'aite chilrun, da lannisters are comin, winter is also coming" Ned announced to the hall, it was some times hard to understand Ned, but for the sake of my Robb. I managed.
The potato shit itself in excitement.
I led my little angels into the courtroom, I tried to leave potato under the table, so no one would notice him, we were nearly out of the room when Ned noticed.
