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cadence - underlined
other - regular
"hello this is the starbucks hotline, how may i help you?"
"HELP I'M BEING RAPED!!!"
"how are you calling me if you're being raped right this second, you imbecile?"
"i''m sorry but did squidward start working at starbucks?"
"freedom of speech, biatch."
"are you always this rude?"
"are you always this moronic?"
( G A S P S) "this is no way to treat a customer, honey nut."
"i am not your honey nut, now do you wanna order or what?"
"a venti pumpkin spice latté, honey nut."
"i can literally feel your smirk through the phone."
"and i can feel the eye roll babe"
"i am not your babe. $3.57, your order will be there shortly, have your change ready at the door."
"what's the r-
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rush
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oml this is my first time doing this...is it good? i hope you liked it !!
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the starbucks hotline
Short Storytwo human beings falling for each other over the course of multiple pointless phone calls
