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Zodiacs On Halloween

Aries: "That b#tch gave me an apple. I'm gonna throw it at her f##king house. TEACH YOU NOT TO GIVE ME APPLES!!!"
Taurus: "...Can i have your reeses cups? i'll trade you anything. Those are my life"
Gemini: "Let's keep going. It's only 10pm. we can get DOUBLE the candy if we just go around again"
Cancer:" i'm giving out candy. that way we can watch Halloweentown and snuggle with the candy i bought!"
Leo: " F##k trick or treating that sh#t's for babies. i'd rather go to a damn party and have REAL fun."
Virgo:"I did some research on what houses are giving out the best candy and i packed us water bottles. we're ready to go own this f##king holiday!!"
Libra: "It's too cold.. So i'd have to wear a jacket over my costume. Nobody would be able to see it! maybe i'll just instagram a shot and relax and stay home.. or i could go out.. or stay home.."
Scorpio: "I poisoned your drink. AHAHAHAHHA JUST KIDDING , WHY WOULD I TELL YOU THAT?.. or would i..?"
Sagittarius:" Lets just hide here and scare people so they drop their candy and we get it all. PLAN OF THE YEAR , OH YEAH!!"
Capricorn: "This seems like a lot of work for some sh#tty candy , that i don't even want. How about you trick or treat and then i just steal some from you? deal? "
Aquarius: " i really hope someone f#cks up and gives me one of those liquor chocolates again this year.."
Pisces: "I brought everybody some candy corn! I know it's gross , but its fessssttttttiiiiivvvveeee i'm so excited!!"

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  Hello , Happy Halloween everybody!! i'll try and update more trust me i will just an explosion of crazy shit happened my uncle and aunt are now my foster parents and just that stuff so yea anyways i will try Happy Halloween have a great night also if you wanted to know who im being idk i might be some messed up doll or a zombie matt from eddsworld ^-^ byeeeee