Rachel's pov
I dreamt of Jacob and I eloping and having children when I woke up to Jacobs droll on my cheek which i scooped up into a vile to add to my shrine . I'm not a stalker I've already clarified. I then went to the bathroom and I saw that it was 3:00pm when I looked in the mirror I saw that my winged liner was all smudged. How tragic. I can't let Jacob see me like this so I ran home which was 5 steps away. Once I was inside I ran up the stairs to my room and fixed my self up by re doing my Bub and wing liner with no mascara and actually told mum where I was going for once. Once I was back at Jacobs I could see he was still fast asleep. I decided to test out the hot water plus dipping hand thing which supposedly makes them need to pee. I told Jacobs maid to do it for me while I took a photo of Jacob to upload to Instagram later. When the maid finally came back I gave her a dollar for her efforts which she rolled her eyes which was pretty damn rude if you ask me. I slowly started to dip his hand into the water whilst recording for Snapchat purposes. I could see the look of discomfort as I could see liquid slowly starting to cover his crotch. I couldn't help but start laughing. I laughed so hard that I snorted which surprisingly woke jacob up. He looked down at himself and began laughing along side me. After 0.3 seconds of laughing I snorted again even louder then before. This made jacob stop laughing." Did you just oinker?" He asked me totally serious staring me in my blue orbs. " I sure did I responded."
Sorry for the late chapter lol hope you enjoy omg another cliff hanger can't believe this is happening all the time xoxoxo #ilyamilly #getmetoamillyviews
