"Oh shush Becky brad is cuter!" Denise exclaimed, slamming both fists onto the table.
"But Denise I thought you were married to Todd" Becky asked confused, "Or was that your ex husband?" she asked before taking a loud sip of her pumpkin spice latte.
"His dick was too 'little'! Plus im a slut so I started dating Tyrone" she replied while emphasizing the little as she knew people were listening in on their convo.
"Denise Tyrone is Shardkishaz man!" Becky whispered loudly in shock before taking an even louder sip of her PS latte.
"That hoe is from the hood she'll fuck you up" she continued after her annoyingly loud slurp.
"I don't care Becky! I need that thing to storm my castle" Denise shouted people turning around, some leaving the facility.
"Denise if you want a real man you should consider that young man who works at Morrison's" Becky suggested before continuing.
"I think his names Fredrik"
Denise instantly butted in before i could finish saying his name "I know he he fingered me in the chicken section"
"I bet yo pussy ass smelt more like the tuna in the fish section" Becky exclaimed once again attracting more attention than the actual men they were talking about.
"So Denise what happened after the chicken tender was shoved up your asshole" Becky asked after the long silence and awkward eye contact after Denise's phone vibrated in her bra.
"Because to me It doesn't sound tender to me"
"I threw up" Denise said before Becky butted in
"Denise do yo fat ass want some ice cream?"
Denise replied with"Yes please is it dick flavored"
Becky turned to the man at the counter to take their order before Becky turned back and shouted "Denise! They only do vanilla!"
"Close enough! ,after a while dicks do get a little flavorless" she answered before a member of staff had asked them to leave as to which they reacted by arguing with the member of staff
"I wanna speak to this bitch ass hoe manger" Becky shouted as Denise dragged her out of the shop
"Now bitch yo loose your cool to easily" Denise said trying to calm down Becky
"shut up Denise you got abortions on all your kids!" Becky shouted angrily
"Except those 7 miss carriages" she mumbled on "lucky bitch" she said before lighting a cigarette.
"how dare you kink shame me!?" Denise shouted, even though pushing a little shit out of your vagina wouldn't really be considered a kink unless the pain and the thrill was the kink part.
"aw Denise you fukin mard ass if you can take a dick, 14 abortions and 7 miss carriages you can take a joke" Becky said before gulping down the rest of her pumpkin spice latte and throwing the cup in the bin.
YOU ARE READING
The Denise Chronicals
Teen FictionDenise a 45 year old woman who is a retired prostitute and loves a good old chat with her 27 year old friend Becky who she met on tinder. Denise feels she is still hip with the youths and has learnt a lot about what they are like today.
