The Denise Chronicals

The Denise Chronicals: Halloween Special

Denise sat on the couch puffing on her e-ciggatette and scrolling through her instagram, liking practically every picture that there was. Most of her feed was slutty teenagers dressed in skimpy clothing and buff, muscley men in their underwear.

Denise was advised by her doctor to start using an E-cig after her realising her lungs were basically ash trays. Although she still carried multiple packets of cigarettes she loved to vape as she thought it was hip with the younger generations.

"Denise~" a voice hollered from the bedroom "what do you think of my halloween costume for the party?" At that moment the figure stepped out of the door in a tight latex suit, high heels and what appeared to be a police officers hat.

"Mildrid you wrinkly bitch what the fuck are you supposed to be? A milf!?" Denise said in a shocked tone before taking a puff of her E-cig.

Mildrid gasped loudly in discust at Denises words "hey you may be my sister but thst doesn't mean im the only milf in this house!" She exclaimed stomping her heels on the wooden flooring.

"and for your information im going as a slutty cop" Mildred added before storming out the room.

"Wait going where?" Denise ask raising her voice as Mildred left the room

"Vicky's party where the fuck else Denise" Mildred said fixing up her hair and makeup in the mirror.

"Oh I don't know Mildred some guys kinky sex dungeon" Denise said standing in the doorway puffing on her E-cig "you're already in your gimp suit Mildred, you must be either really excited or horny as fuck." She added before blowing out a large cloud of smoke.

Mildred looked back scouled at Denise "oh fuck off at least I'd be sucking more dick than you if I was, you've spent more time sucking on that smoke dildo in this last month im not sure how you even became a prostitute all those years ago"

"Mildred we all know full well that im the slut of the house" Denise said before buffing a large amount of smoke into Mildreds face.

"Anyway" Denise continued "when are you going to this party im tagging along"

"What!? No! Fuck off! your not coming with me! You're staying home and throwing candy at those little midgets that knock on after dark" Mildred exclaimed angrily.

"Oh come on saggy tits im your big sister and i know how to have fun plus it's been forever since i last seen the girls" Denise said puffing on her cigarette.

"It's too late now Denise we carved pumpkins and put decorations up, you need to stay home plus I know how much you love making children cry" Mildred said desperately trying to persuade Denise to stay home.

"He hung a plastic skeleton with a noose outside the front door and we carved a dick into a pumpkin thays not much decoration Mildred" Denise stated "look I'll just leave the bowl of sweets outside I already added the razor blades in them and even left some for us"

"You mean you saved me some candy, bitch, your teeth are fucked" Mildred said.

"No i meant the razor blades saggy tits  and those are mine" Denise stated "unless you're actully planning on cutting your veins open for a halloween prank then don't even try finding them."

"I won't calm your tits" Mildred said while she continued to perfect her look "oh if you are tagging along go put your cat costume on"

"Yes finally" Denise shouted in excitement "now i can hiss at those little bastards!" She said as she ran off to find her costume.

*1 hour later*

"DENISE YOU FAT SLUT WE'RE GONNA BE LATE GET YOUR ASS IN THE TAXI!" Mildred hollered from the front door.

"IM ON MY WAY YOU IMPATIENT BITCH" Denise shouted as she trotted towards the front door in her cat costume.

After 20 minutes bickering in the taxi they arrived at vickys house. Denise and Mildred got out of the car and banged on the door.

"They're here" a voice hollered from the other side of the door.

The door opened Vicky stood in the doorway and welcomed the slutty milfs in.

They entered the house, pumped up kicks blasting in the background suddenly they were pushed into a group of young girls.

Denise reconised all the faces in the group there was Vicky, Rebecca, Patricia, Janine and Barbara. All of the girls were younger that Denise and Mildred. To add salt into the wound they're all caked in makeup and dressed in as less clothing as legally. Possible.

The pack of slags surrounded to two elderly women greeting them and sharing their storys, basically just making as much noise as sthey could

"Hey all of you bithes need to shut the fuck up im gonna go fuckin def in a minute Mildreds already half way there!" Denise exclaimed attempting to seperate the crowd a bit.

"Yeah personal space ladies" Mildred added as the girls stepped back.

"Whats personal space, i dont think I've ever heard of it" Vicky said drunkenly as she sloppily rested on Denises shoulder.

Just then the whole group said in unison "WE GET IT VICKY YOU'RE GAY SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"Ey! How about you skets shut your stank fucking pussys and have a drink with me!" Vicky replied holding up a bottle of vodka.

"The russian way" Rebecca said rasing her glass in unison with the other girls.

The pack of slags drank the night away until the morning light came through and everyone else had gone home.

By the morning they had all collapsed on the couch to drunk and tired they had nothing sexual or funny to say anymore and had just completely given up on life just like the writter of this bullshit.

Not to mention this piece of shit that just got labeled as a 'writer' missed fucking halloween writing this.

Also breaking the fourth wall if a nice way to end this sorry for the shit ending..

Goodbye.....