Steve's Minecraft Adventures

Chapter 1: Punching Trees and Mining

Hi guys!!! It's mah first chapter in the story so....

ENJOY THE STORY

Or not ( °_° )

Anyways, here's the story.

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Chapter 1: Punching Trees and Mining

Narrator's POV

Ahh yes, another regular day in minecraft and-- Oh! Look a player named Steve (as usual) spawned how lovely!

Steve's POV

Ouch! I fell on my butt! Believe me it's painful. I wonder what I'll do? Ah! I know I'll punch trees! Or blocky trees?

"Yaaaahhhhhh!" I screamed as I punched the tree.

I was able to get a piece (or block) of wood which I can use for wooden planks which will be a total of 4 planks, that I can use to make a...Umm.....

Crafting Table???

What kind of shit could that be?

Crafting Table's POV

Shut up Steve!

Steve's POV

So, I crafted a crafting table punched 4 more blocks of wood, crafted sticks, crafted a wooden sword and pickaxe and went exploring.

"Oink, oink!" snorted the little pig following me.

"Umm... Hi, little pink blocky piggy."

"Oink!" It said as its head rotated (which was a weird glitch)

"Umm...." I stared

He's getting kinda annoying, well buh-bye pig!!!

Narrator's POV

So... Steve continued killing the pig with his trusty axe and got a piece of raw porkchop and ate it.

Steve's POV

Yum! That porkchop was delish! Although, it would've tasted a lot better if it was cooked...

That's it! I need a...Umm... What was that word again?

Furnace!!!

I need a furnace! I think I need 8 cobblestone to craft it, am I right?

"Oh look, a cave!" I said pointing the dark, deep, scary, blocky cave

*Gulp* I c-can d-do t-this....

Ahhh! I'm shaking like a rattlesnake's tail!!!

So, I took a deep breath, and bravely went into the dark, deep, Umm.... I forgot what's next with that part.

"Hiiiiiissssssssss!" Hissed the--Wait what?!

"Creeper!!!" I ran away like a cowardly little chicken

"Ahhhh!!!!! It's still following me!! help!!! Kill the green blocky monster!!! Ahhh!!!" I yelled running around the creeper hysterically -_-

"Hiiiissssss...... BOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!"

Halp! Halp me! The thing exploded! Halp!

"Ahh!" I yelled flying into the air

Narrator's POV

And there goes Steve, flying in the air like crazy and-- Ouch! He fell on the ground! Head first!

Steve's POV

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Mah.... HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

So I pulled my head out, and stood straight.

"Why you little! Ugh!" I kicked the dirt

So instead of having a bad mood all day, I decided to mine 8 cobblestone and I found this flesh or peach colored ore which is mostly known as... Iron ore?

"So... I need a stone pickaxe to mine the iron?" I said as I mined 3 more blocks of cobblestone and I putted down my crafting table and crafted 2 sticks and voila!

So I crafted a furnace, and I mined the iron ore and smelted the ore. Oh look, a sheep, Oh wait, there are 3 sheep. Aha!!!

Narrator's POV

So there goes Steve going berserk killing the 3 sheep. And used their wool for a bed, putted the ben on the ground, and slacked off in the bed.

Steve's POV

*Sigh* This is the life!!!

Although I think I need a house...

"Hmm..." I clicked my tongue

I looked at my inventory, what?! I only have 15 wooden planks left?!

"FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!" I yelled obnoxiously loud.

So I guess...

I'm gonna have to punch more trees!!!

Narrator's POV

7 boring minutes of punching trees later...

Steve's POV

Yes!!! Finally!!! three 64 sets of wooden planks!!! So I spent about an hour making a two-story, 7x7 house. Putted my things, added furniture, crafted buckets, made a cake as a living room centerpiece.

Finally Done!!!

And it's nighttime, Sleep Time!!!

Narrator's POV

So Steve went to sleep.

See ya, on the next chapter!

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Waddya think? Too short? Nah, don't worry I'll work on with the next chapter.