Once upon a time there was a man named alex kralie. He was walking in the woods with Tim. He then saw a butterfly. Alex started Chaceing the butterfly and Tim was all like "alex stap Chaceing that butterfly it's stupid!" And Alex was all like " you can't tell me what to do Tim your not my mom!" And then Jay and brain appeared and Jay was all up in tims face with his camera. Because that's what Jays do. And Tim was all like "Jay get out of mah face with your camera!" And Jay was like "lol nope". Then Tim slapped Jay like a moody teenage girl that that was mad cuz she couldn't go out on a Friday night. And Brian was all like " hi there!" And Alex was all like "SHUT UP BRIAN I'M TRYING TO CATCH MAH BUTTERFLY!" and Tim was all like "DON'T YOU SPEEK TO HIM THAT WAY!" and Alex was like "you arn't in charge of mah life dad!" And Tim was like "I'm not your dad!" And Alex was like "then don't tell me what to do!" And Jay was all like "oh snap!" Then Jessica appeared and was all like "hey guys!" And Jay was all like "GO AWAY JESSICA YOUR NOT AN IMPORTANT CHARACTER!" and then Jessica left like ok then. And then every one flew away into the sky and Alex caught his butterfly. Now you see children the moral of the story is butterflies are not made of penut butter. Because that would be gross.
THE END
What even is my life! I don't even know what I am anymore. But I hope you enjoyed that short story. This is my first story so don't judge! There will be more stuff soon! See ya!=3
-Cloudtail
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