Ianomeo And Juliaette

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There once was a little fucker named ianomeo
Then his ex wife Reese came along
Reese was a little bitch
Reeese was now dating a turtle
The turtle had converted Reese to Jewishness
Reese loved thou turtle
Then, Reese fucked thou turtle with her birthing hips
After giving birth to thou turtle , and naming it Jimmy ✡ Jr
Juliette fucked Ianomeo
Then a bird fell on Reese's head while she was being an emo bitch and slitting her wrists
The bird skwawked "across for attention, down for results"
Reese died from the bird and Ianomeo took pleasure in her body one last time
But Juliette saw him
And she ran away crying
Ianomeo chased after her, his dong rippling through the wind
Jimmy ✡ Jr found Juliette by the graveyard
Ianomeo raced after Juliette so he could get there before Jimmy ✡ Jr could fuck her
But he was interrupted by spoopy ghosts
One was shouting "ay bo cu"
Another was chanting "Shaunti's hot would bang"
And the last ghost was an emofag with no life to begin with
But he was too late...
Juliette was being forcefully fucked down the throat by Jimmy ✡ Jr's 13" monster dong
Juliette pulled out her hidden fucking machete and slit her own throat.
She died immediately, but Jimmy ✡ Jr continued to fuck her in thou vagina
Ianomeo blasted Jimmy ✡ Jr to oblivion with his laser semen
Ianomeo spent the rest of his pitiful life working a dead end job at the local burger joint.
He came on the burgers and got fired.
He then went to Juliette's grave and had one last wank to her memory, then came on her grave.
He shot himself in the large intestine 3 times and slowly bled out.
The end.