Tues, 1/17/12, 1:37
You have successfully changed Pie Insulter Guy to PIG
Jojo: Happy Tuesday!
Jojo: Lolll
Jojo: You know what I just realized?
PIG: Dear god. Why are you texting me at 1:37 in the morning?
Jojo: The real question is why are you awake at 1:37 in the morning?
PIG: I am never going to win with you.
Jojo: Nope.
PIG: Alright. Fine.
PIG: What did you realize?
Jojo: You haven't saved my contact yet.
Tues, 1/17/12, 1:41
PIG:
PIG: Is that seriously it
Jojo: I'm being legit!! I have you in my phone as fucking 'PIG,' you have me in your phone as '720-555-7810'
PIG: Actually I have you in my phone as 'Weird Ass Denver Girl'
PIG: Wait 'PIG?'
Jojo: 'Weird Ass Denver Girl?' Aw. That's not cool man.
PIG: Whatever. Why am I 'PIG?'
Jojo: Well duhh
Jojo: Isn't it obvious?
PIG: Clearly not if I'm asking
Jojo: Wait
Jojo: How do you know I'm from Denver?
Jojo: Wait, wait, wait
Jojo: How do you know I'm a girl?
PIG: Area code, genius. As for the girl thing, I guessed. Now why am I 'PIG?'
Jojo: 'Pie Insulter Guy,' obvs
PIG: Why don't you just say that instead of 'PIG?'
Jojo: It's too long a name and I don't like it :(
PIG: What's your point?
Jojo: My point is, what's your name
PIG: Stalker much?
Jojo: Just tell meeee
Jojo: T
Jojo: E
Jojo: L
Jojo: L
Jojo:
Jojo: M
Jojo: E
PIG: ALRIGHT FINE!
Jojo: Yay!
PIG: It's Sam.
Jojo: EYYYY
Jojo: SAMMEHH
PIG: Sam.
Jojo: Can I call you Sammehh?
PIG: Please no
You have successfully changed PIG to Sammehh
Jojo: Too late.
Sammehh: Alright what's yours?
Jojo: wut
Sammehh: What's your name?
Jojo: Ugh. I'm not going to win this, am I?
Sammehh: Nope.
Jojo: Ughh
Jojo: It's Josephina
Sammehh: LOL. Josephina?
Jojo: Like you have room to talk! What's Sam short for, Samuel?!
Jojo: OH, I'M SORRY. I WASN'T AWARE I WAS TALKING TO A FUCKING BEER
Sammehh: Cheap shot, Hosephina! Go to sleep!
Jojo: Fine! I will!
Sammehh: Fine!
Jojo: Fine!
Tues, 1/17/12, 2:06
Jojo: ...
Jojo: I can't sleep
Sammehh: UGH.
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RomanceW, 11/2/11, 8:50 551-667-5552: Dean, they're out of pie. Cake's the same thing, right? I'll just get that instead. Jojo: No, don't you dare! They are NOT the same thing! You insult pie, sir! *slaps w/ glove* W, 11/2/11, 8:56 551-667-5552: Wtf 551-66...
