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Jumins house

Tick, tick, tick...

I watched the small hand on my watch tick away as I stood at the house entrance of none other than the esteemed Jumin Han! Haha, ya I wish I wasn't here but hey, where else can you do when you have a stalker? Seven wouldn't let me in his house, said there was 'important business' and yoosung, well, I'm not about to crash at yoosungs dorm, and it would be rude of me to crash at one of the ladies places. So Jumin it is!

The door was then swiftly opened plucking me out of my thoughts. I saw Jumin stand at the door a smirk plastered on his face, probably thinking of all the ways to torture me at my stay here.

"Hello, zen" he stated in his monotone deep voice.

"Ass face," I said as I casually walked passed him, I saw him slightly frown at that and I invisibly pumped my fist in the air. He then closed the door and stated

"You will be glad to know, the kitten has been removed from the house, as cute as it was I just could not keep it, anyways, jaehee has taken it in and cares for it now, Elizabeth the third still roams here of course and I would like you to treat her with as much respect as you treat me with... Actually more respect for I know you do not respect me."

"Ya ya, sure Shakespeare, so can I see the house? I gotta practice my lines soon."

"Sure, and I don't know how calling me Shakespeare would hurt my feelings, he's and amazing poet and wri-"

"Ugh Jumin, just... Lead the way" I said trying to get him to stop rambling about whatever, like god, the guy can't take a joke, I swear he's a robot.

"Alright then. Follow me."

We walked around the house, and as much as I hate to say it, the place is really nice and I mean really nice. He had a gourmet kitchen, a huge dining room with three chandeliers, a huge living room with the biggest T.V I've ever seen in my life, and the upstairs was incredible. We walked all the way to the end of the large hall upstairs where a large black door stood.

Jumin turned around and looked at me with very serious eyes.

" you shall never open this door do you understand?" I looked at him with a cocky look in my eyes.

"Yes sir, whatever to please you~" I said in a sarcastic voice though it seemed to peek Jumins interest and he gave me a strange look, I couldn't name it though, it was... Weird.

"Anyways, just never go in this room ok?"

"Ya ok" I said, not really curious about the room at this moment. We then continued walking and I noticed that that was they only black door in the house, strange? Every other door was a light grey or white. I just blew it off like it was a piece of dust and continued down the other hallway to my room that I would be staying at for the time being.

We finally made it to a white door and Jumin opened it for me. Inside was a nice queen sized bed, with black and silver covers, a small dark wooden end table to the side, a larger workers desk against the opposite side wall that the bed was on, a large window stood on the outer wall of the room and I could see the entire view of the city, a tall lamp stood on the other side of the bed and a tall dark dresser beside the desk. It was simple but nice.

"You can put your belongings in there" he pointed to the large dresser " and whenever your hungry the kitchen is just downstairs, there's a washroom in the room but if you want to shower you'll have to use the one in my room, because all of the other showers are down right now, don't ask why the plumbing just sucks here." I gave a nod and thanked him.

" wow, a thanks? Who are you?" He joked which was also unusual for him, but I mean if it was me I would have taken that chance to make a joke to.

" shut up~" I whined wanting him to stop teasing me.

" alright whatever, dinner will be ready at 6:30 I would like it if you accompanied me."

"Pfft of course! It's food!"

"Ok well I'll see you then, I have work to do in my study, please do not bother me and PLEASE do not go in the room with the black door."

"Ya ya ok, have fun working!" I said to him on his way out. He didn't reply and just kept walking down the hall back to his room. I closed the door and turned around, looking at my surroundings once more.

A sigh was let out of my mouth as I slid down the wall onto the floor. I sat there for a few minutes until I checked my watch and noticed it was already 6pm. I decided to get up off the ground and start unpacking my small suitcase I brought with me.

By the time I was done that it was already time for dinner I stepped out of my room and made my way through the twisty winding halls to the stairs and into the dining room. I looked at my watch and it was exactly 6:30pm. I took a seat noticing Jumin on the far side of the table. I took the seat beside him not wanting an awkward gap between us.

" hey jumin "

"Hello, zen"