Belle | Princeton
Yo, B. When's the last time you got laid?
Perv. Two weeks ago. I think.
Man, you need to get some.
You're drunk. You're really drunk.
Drunk! No way. I just went to church. And church people don't get drunk.
That's a lie. My grandma goes to church every Sunday. And every Friday and Saturday, she drinks until she can't feel her tongue.
Damn, Belle, will you marry me?
Belle?
Belle, you there?
