The Chaotic Crossover

// 4 ; the meeting //

(11 cats emerge out of the foliage, noticing each other and looking around. Some cats begin to recognize others)

Acorn: Who are you guys?

Zephyrstar: My name is Zephyrstar, leader of EclipseClan!

Duskfur: Never heard of it...

Claystar: It seems as if we're all from different Clans -- does everyone mind sharing their names and the Clans they used to reside in?

Bushstar: For StarClan's sake, I'm still alive! (notices her sister) Wh-Whisperstar?! Oh! It's so good to see you!

(Bushstar runs up to Whisperstar, who shrinks away, hoping not to even be touched by the brown she-cat)

Whisperstar: Uh, yeah...

Snowfall: You know each other?

Shadow: Snowfall!

Puddle: Oh dear Tribe of Endless Hunting...kill me now, please.

(Snowfall and Shadow run up to each other, reuniting)

Shadow: It's been so long since I've seen you...well...not from the sky! I've missed you so much! Oh, and congratulations on becoming medicine cat! You totally deserved it!

Puddle: Ugh. Okay. Welcome back, Snowfall, it's nice to see you, yada yada. But, don't you dare say one work about your 'destiny' alright?

Snowfall: Oh, Puddle. You haven't changed at all, have you? Didn't I ever teach you that you can't control me?

Puddle: I can control you and will control you, because I am the adult and you are the to-be.

Snowfall: I'm not an apprentice anymore, Puddle.

Flintstar: Are they speaking tongue over here or something?

Claystar: Err...anyway, I'll start, I suppose. My name is Claystar, and I'm the leader of DriftClan.

Zephyrstar: You know me.

Flintstar: And I am Flintstar, almighty ruler of ChillClan!

Duskfur: This is the worst day I've ever had in my entire life.

Acorn: My name is Acorn, leader of BloodClan! No cat has ever crossed me; if so, they were killed right at my paws!

(Claystar and Cougarstripe exchange nervous glances)

Duskfur: Hah. Sure they did. No cat has ever crossed you.

Acorn: Shut up, fool! If you want to turn out like them, go ahead!

Duskfur: You wouldn't be able to kill me if you tried.

(Acorn snarls and leaps toward his mother, but Flintstar rams into him and bowls Acorn over)

Flintstar: StarClan, Acorn, what am I gonna do with you? You keep attacking my best friend!

Duskfur: ...

Acorn: Moron! You have no idea what crimes this fox-heart has committed!

Flintstar: You don't know what crimes I've committed either, Acorn. Leave her alone or I'll make you.

Acorn: Hah. Try me, kitty.

Whisperstar: To distract from the two idiots over there, I'll go next. My name is Whisperstar, and I'm the leader of SilentClan.

Bushstar: And I'm Bushstar, leader of RiverClan! Whisperstar and I are sisters, too! (smiles at her sister but Whisperstar looks the other way)

Acorn: Cool. No one cares.

Bushstar: ..okay..

Duskfur: I'm Duskfur. Deputy of ThunderClan.

Acorn: You don't deserve it.

Duskfur: Can you keep your jaws shut for two seconds?

Shadow: Hello everyone! I'm Shadow That Crosses Over Moon, a to-be of The Tribe of Amber Moons! This here is--

Puddle: My name is Puddle Beneath Willow Tree, but call me Puddle. Like Shadow, I come from The Tribe of Amber Moons.

Flintstar: Seriously, what is it with these cats? Can you talk Clan language, please?

Puddle: (growls)

Snowfall: Anywho, my name is Snowfall, and I'm the medicine cat of SwiftClan.

(Cougarstripe looks around nervously. He hasn't been around this many Clan cats for a long time now)

Acorn: Hey! Tan cat! What's your name?

Cougarstripe: ...My name is Cougarstripe. I'm a loner.

Bushstar: Loner? What was your past Clan?

Cougarstripe: ThunderClan...

Bushstar: Dang it.

Duskfur: Hah! A fellow ThunderClanner. Tell us, Cougarstripe, why are you not part of your Clan anymore?

Cougarstripe: (looks highly uncomfortable) Err...I don't...want to talk about it. Thanks.

Whisperstar: Do I know you from somewhere?

Cougarstripe: I've never heard of a SilentClan, so we're probably from different, uh, dimensions or something.

Whisperstar: Wait. No, I do remember you! In the Dark Forest, I met a cat named Cougarpaw!

Cougarstripe: Wait, you're Whisperpaw? The cat that saved me from Shadowwhisker?

Whisperstar: Yes!

Cougarstripe: Then yes, I do remember you! It's been forever.

Whisperstar: What a coincidence we're here again...

Zephyrstar: Well, this is a great reunion and all, but can we please figure out why in StarClan's name we're here? I don't like the feeling of real grass under my paws! I want my stars back.

Duskfur: Stop whining, will you? We'll figure it out.

Zephyrstar: Don't tell me to stop! You're not in charge of me!

Duskfur: Whatever.

Zephyrstar: Exactly.

Claystar: Zephyrstar, be nice.

Zephyrstar: You aren't in charge of me either! Ugh! Leave me alone!

Flintstar: Moving on...

Whisperstar: We need to figure out what this place is--

Duskfur: Why we're here.

Cougarstripe: How we got here.

Flintstar: And how to fix it. Let's be honest, I'm already tired. I want to go back to The Dark Forest!