Cornwall Jackson cornwalled the cornhole of Cornelius Copperbottom with his string theory on hermetic gypsy farmers.
Soon enough, the nanotechnology was up to date with the grease of ten thousand elbows, thus creating the Hemlich Manure foundation. Tens of three and a half would participate in the partitions of patriarchy within the foundation's chest piece.
This splash of ingrown menstruations featured the unique, unquestinable process of breast feeding a headless chicken. The ramifications of this caused the first slug llama to reincarnate a butterfly pussy with cat tails for tentacles and sub atomic particles to implode, making a single silent queef a three course meal.
Humanity was thus reduced to flat chested bungee jumping bunyouns with telekinesis nipples. It wasn't until a gout infused whisker biscuit became president of the United States that times would be oxymoroned into reimpregnating the birth of our second assholes. This was forever remembered as the mesotheliomic age of catatonic fart oppressers.
The End
This story is about how important it is to wash your hands after you use the restroom. You don't want golden showered hands or Heimlich Manure manos. I dont want your menstrated hands touching everything. If i wanted to get sick, i'd get a flu shot. So be kind, rewind.
