THE CERBERUS (paranorman mpreg)

Intro of the Cerberus

Now, I know what you think about this story. You're over estimating, my dear readers.

In your heads the wheels are turning, you are all baffled. Questions are now floating through your thick and, beautiful skulls.

You now NEED to know what this book is about and what the author thinks of you. You are confused on what this will be about. I know you are... curious.

But you are not a cat, you will not be killed and, or disposed of at the moment.

If you are confused reader, and I know that you are, let me tell you. You think this story is overly Ordinary. Plain and simple. If you do not understand that, you all could easily leave. No chains here, No threats, No anger. simply no force or enforcement.

But for those that stayed know that, this is what I think of you and your thoughts.

For the readers that have "spread their wings" know that: "With the knowledge of an 8th grader, you would know and particularly remember easily, to NOT judge a book by its cover."

-abreyonnab

This story holds the secrets to the universe. Should no one read it would be best. It shouldn't be read lightly, PRECAUTIONS SHOULD BE TAKEN and you should hold this story dear. For this story is equivalent to one thousand souls and, is unfortunately amazing.

Though it is amazing it is also boring. No matter what I say the level of boring will never change. It holds secrets that you may want to run your gigantic mouth and blather on about for weeks.

But if lips aren't tightly sealed this book could fall into the wrong hands. Humanity as we know it could end here.

One word spoken from this book could be the end of the universe. Even the simple word "the" could be fatal at this point. The book that is in your hands is lethal.

I am surprised I held the secret for this long. But, at the moment I am feeling quit angry at the universe, and I feel the need to let another hold on to our planets biggest secrets.

Every word in this book is as true as they come. It's as true as your parents starting their 'when I was young' lectures. Thus, just as you sit for hours listening to their obnoxious whines of highschool you should also be able to focus til the end of a universally know book.

This book is known galaxies wide. People know this book like Santa knows that your awake.

after reading this it will be engraved in your mind. You will see it when your sleeping and imagine it when your awake.

your life will be ruined...

But Just THINK of the GOSSIP you could have... in secret of course.

This book strikes FEAR into even the most vicious of convicts. It freezes your very own father in his tracks when even a single part of this title is mentioned. When you see his muscles tense and his jaw lock, it's pure terror that is running through his veins.

Your mother cuts off the conversation and leaves the room. That's uncertainty in her eyes and worry as she fidgets. Some things should be left alone.

If you cannot understand I will not blame you. Not even I can focus for this amount of time. I'm surprised really. This story, my dear reader... is magnificent, impeccable, and marvelous.

This story in particular is very... Norman. This story is as plain and as boring as the nose on your face. And I guarantee that by the end of this introduction, of this plain and boring story, you will go into a stupor.

You will most likely tell yourself it isn't worth your time and is mind numbingly boring. But for those who could with stand this normally abnormal introduction, proceed onward towards the basics of this intro.

Let me give you the secrets that must be kept...

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hello, i know this started off boring but i need readers who wont judge this, if you know you will stop now.

this is my first time writing a story on the internet because im afraid. but in my fanfic note book i have literally thousands of stories. as i said before, please be gentle.

ive been putting this off put of fear but i have larry, sterk, kevedd...ect. basically you ask i write. -_-