Diego Explores Dora

Exploring the backyard.

"Dora! Look! I found one of papas condoms! This one is cherry flavour and it smells like pasta!" Diego shouted with excitement at his cousin.

"Ah, that's great Diego," Dora muttered. "That's like what, the fourth condom we've found back here? I expected gold or treasure or even a-"

"Penis!" Diego shouted as he scrambled over to the corner or the yard. He picked up the purple penis and stroked it with one hand. "Gee, this is a big one...what is this, Dora?"

Dora got up from her crouch and sighed. "Im not sure, Diego, but I'm sure it is a REALLY important tool."

"Maybe it is," Diego shrugged. "You never know."

"Mmph," Dora murmured. "I doubt it, everything we find back here is worth just as much as dirt."

"But...this looks special. Why don't we go inside and examine it?

Dora threw the stick she used to pick up condoms with at the fence. "Ugh, fine. This better be worth it. Remember last time when you thought we found meatballs but it was actually an aborted fetus? Well, I don't want this to be like that again."

"Okay," Diego muttered as they entered the house. "I promise."

Dora smirked.