When You Hear Tai Lung Singing in The Shower

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Cause i'm Tai Lung, i'm better than Shifu

I'm a little mad cause im not DW(dragon warrior)

so imma break out of a prison, at dawn

just to fight a panda whoooos

supposed to be dragon warrior..

I showed up lookin old, mostly because i was in jail for so long im the color of gross mold I-

used to know the love of Master Shifu but Oogway hated cause i was so pretty

theres a cat in town who hates me,well kinda

Cause i almost destroyed China

sharp as a knife i'll cook some riiiice, well

yeah that sounds really niiiice


to be continued..

Hello my lovelies, its Syrup and this is a(bad) Kung Fu Panda parody. The melody is If I Die Young by the Perry Band so...yeah...wow i'm awkward


stay awkward --SYRUP BATH 🦄

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