It was a beautiful day for Maya. The birds were chirping. The air smelled nice *describes the whole morning in 26589 words* I woke up to the sound of my alarm clock. I threw the super-expensive alarm clock at the wall and it broke. I walked to the stairs and fell down because going down the stairs doesn't exist in this world. I ate my daily diet of eggs, bacon, ice cream, steak, candy, pork, lollipops, chicken, hotdogs, M&M's, Cotton Candy, Coke, Sprite, fries, oil, Mcdonalds, KFC Chicken, Sushi, Squid, Fish, Pie, Pizza, Spaghetti, Cheetos, Pringles, Nutella, and Cake. I am doing so good on my diet! I hopped into my Super Pink Diamond Encrusted Golf Cart. I am so poor. I stopped time using my conveniently placed time stopper and watched a whole season of Mean Girls while driving my golf cart. I arrived at school at 4:00 AM in the morning, I was sooooooo late! I talked to my bestfriend Staceus Long Name Furball Cat Pillow Edible Pink Hair Pitt in the classroom and don't ask me how I got there walking does not exist in this world. I sped up time using my conveniently placed time-speeder upper which is called that because the author is too lazy to think of a name. Class started and I got an A+++++++++++++++++++++ I failed! I would get kicked out for sure! Staceus my BFF got an F-! She is so smart! Everyone laughed at my grade while the teacher congratulated Staceus for her grade. No one talks in this story because the awthor is two lazy to add daialogs. Apparently the author also doesn't know how to use auto-correct. I then went hoem and slept and dreamt of pink fluffy unicorns bai.
(A/N: Hope you enjoy this first chapter of "Cliche Book of Cliches" it made me cringe so many times while writing this that I do not know who I am now! Anyways Bye my fellow fans!)
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The Cliche Book Of Cliches and Cliche-itis
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