1) If u were my pinky toe I would bang u on very piece of furniture in my house.
2) hey there babe, ur looking mighty fine tonight!
3) can u give me some directions please
" To where?"
To ur heart!!
4) I lost my number can I please have Ur's
5) i checked my contact list and I couldn't find ur number there.
6) baby ur going on my naughty list cause ur so naughty to me ;-)
7) can u help me?
"with what"
can u help me not to be single?
YOU ARE READING
chessy pick up lines :-D
Non-Fictionuse these to pick someone up or to get someone to slap u
