Fairy Tail Oneshots

My Girlfriend Is Better Than Yours

A/N: This oneshot is going to have some mature language in it, so if you don't like that don't read it. You have been warned.

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Lucy's POV

I woke up the next morning to a hard, cold floor and a sore back. I rub the sleep from my eyes and look around to find Gray and Juvia slumped over the couch, with their legs tangled together in some strange way. Erza is on a bar stool with a beer can in hand, her red hair splayed all around her her face as she sits with her head against the bar, unconscious. Jellal is nowhere to be found. I find Gajeel laying face first on top of the coffee table, surrounded by red solo cups. Levy was sprawled out on top of him, her hair frizzy and her usual headband discarded on the ground. I kept searching the room but I couldn't see my pink haired idiot of a boyfriend anywhere. I stood up and attempted to get to the bathroom to brush my teeth and check my appearance. It was a difficult journey when there was trash everywhere and my head was pounding.

I made it to the bathroom only to be surprised with a half naked Jellal in the bathtub, also passed out. What the fuck happened last night? I approached the mirror and was surprised that it didn't shatter at the sight of me, God I was disgusting. My hair was knotted so badly that I was afraid if I brushed it, I would rip it all out. My makeup was smeared all around my face and I had some seriously dark bags under my eyes.

I grabbed the first toothbrush I saw and tried to brush away my morning breath. Before I could continue cleaning myself up, I heard a loud groan from the living room. I followed the sound to see Erza waking up from the bar. She scratched her head and scanned the room as I had earlier. Her gaze landed on me and she looked me up and down.

"Lucy, what the hell are you wearing?" I look down my body, not even realizing that this whole time I was wearing some weird cat lingerie.

"Oh my god what the fuck? Get it off of me! How did this happen?!" I yelled, running towards a nearby room to find a change of clothes. I could hear Erza cackle behind me as I frantically searched for something to wear. I ended up finding a pair of sweats and an oversized t-shirt lying in various parts of a room at the end of the hallway. Not caring who's they were or if they smelled bad, I stripped out of the cat outfit and began putting on the other clothes.

I hear a whistle behind me and I whipped my head around to find Natsu standing in the doorway, wearing a pair of grey sweats that were pulled down just low enough to reveal his v-line. His pink hair was tousled from sleep, and he wasn't wearing a shirt, so you could see his toned abs. A smirk was forming on his face as his eyes grazed over my entire body.

"You forgetting something?" He asked slowly, while walking towards me. In the midst of thinking about him I forgot I that was in the middle of changing and was currently standing in the middle of the room with no pants on, I was lucky that the shirt gave me some coverage.

He was standing directly in front of me now, and his extra six inches of height was really intimidating when he was this close. I was looking up at at his face and I could see all of his features more clearly, there was stubble beginning to grow on his lower face and you could see the bags under his eyes. I could feel my cheeks heat up as I stared at him and his gorgeous face. His eyes softened and he lowered his head so that our faces were just centimeters apart, I hope my breath wasn't as bad as it was earlier. I could smell that he had brushed his teeth as well.

"You really should stop teasing me like this Lucy, or at least when there are other people around." With that comment he closed the space between us, kissing me forcefully. He eventually pulled away and smiled his cocky grin before turning around and leaving the room. He pivoted and looked over at me one more time, "also, please put some pants on before you leave this room, no one is allowed to see you like this but me" he winked at me and walked out the door, shutting it in the process.