Toriel: Now children, who wants a bedtime story?
Asriel, Chara, Frisk: meh...
Toriel: Ok! Once upon a time.. a snail named Hooman was walking, and saw a snail coin he picks it up and goes to the snail venting machine to get snail chips..
Frisk: Does the story is just snails-
Toriel: IM TELLING A STORY DON'T INTERRUPT ME
Now.. he puts the snail coin to the venting machine he gots the snail chip and eats it while walking, Hooman was so distracted that a goat lady named Not Toriel that not grabbed the snail and makes a pie out of it and gives it to her children.. .
The End.!Asriel, Chara, Frisk: ...
Toriel: now go to sleep children.. good night..
Asriel, Chara, Frisk: *trembling