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Wolfskralle30: Hey Rev.Dipper i want to ask you : are you and Bill a COUPLE ? And Bill ... kiss Rev.Dipper thil he get a boner and blushes Red. And Rev.Mabel shoud come and Kiss Normal Dipper in front of ALL the others.


Bill and Rev.Dip: *read it*

Bill: NOOOOOOOO

Rev.Dip: Erm, dear... BILL IS ANNOYING AS FUCK!!!

Will: H-hope th-that answers y-your que-question...

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Dipper: Can't wait to see that! *grins evilly*

Me: Oh me too! *takes out her mobile*

Bill: Why me?! Why not my Crybaby brother? Rev.Dip isn't even able to blush, is he?

Marco: Stop crying and just do it.

Rev.Dip: I'm 'bout to kill you, if you film dat... And you, Wolfskralle.... I AM SO TOTALLY GOING TO FIND YOU!!!

Tom: *Pushes Bill*

Bill: *falls onto Rev.Dip*

Dipper: *takes Bill by his hair and pushes Bills lips on Rev.Dips*

Rev.Dip: *Becomes a tomato*

Will: M-master? That d-doesn-nt rea-hlly look h-healty... *leans down to Rev.Dip, Bill and Dippers hand*

Rev.Dip: *gets a boner, 'cause will cares so much about him*

Bill: You see, we're done. *Jumps up, flips through the whole room with his demonic powers and tackles down Dipper* Heh-heh-heh. Now it's your turn.

Me: OKAY, ENOUGH! TOO HOT *nosebleed*

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Rev.Mable: DIPSTICK, GET YOUR LAZY ASS OVER HERE!

Dipper: She kinda scares me.

Will: Me too... *tears built up*

Both: *look at Rev.Dip*

Rev.Dip: If I say anything right now, she's totally going to use it against me...

Bill: I like her...

Me: *tackles Bill down* Safe is safe! *starts to tie him up*

Rev.Mable: I can handle this child of a demon on my own, thank you! DIPPER COME HERE AND DISINFACT YOUR MOUTH!

Me: But I don't want your cute little hands to get dirty *puts on pedo look*

Rev.Mable: What?

Me: What?

Tom: Isn't Dipper kissing his twin sisters other self kinda incest?

Dipper: *kisses mable on the cheek* She didn't say how to kiss her...

Rev.Mable: *blushes slightly*

Marco: The super badass Gleeful twins: Super sensitive to kisses...

Tom: *tackles Marco* Let's see if you are too!

Me: Please ask or dare my little cartoon cuties and

Marco: AHHH TOM GET OFF OF ME!

Me: Arg, forget it: Peace, I'm out...

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