Ok then here we go Friends: hey melissa how ya doing? Me:
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Friends: *slap me* what the fuck melissa... You need to stop it isn't good for you Me: *dies on the inside* ok I'll try to stop Friends: ok thanks Me after I get home: *grabs a pencil sharpener and a screw driver* *takes out blade and cleans it* *cuts then sleeps* ~~~ next day ~~~ Me: *scratches arm then gets in sharp pain* Friends: MELISSA I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU'D STOP!! *sigh* this was part of my day dream today that almost made me cry...
