If you're reading this, I might love you

GUESS WHAT

NOTHING~~~
You thought right? Haha got you
Anyway it turns out that trump won... I give zero shits, fuck political shit.
HEY!!! WHO LOVES MCR (I'm addressing the currently zero people here) I ALSO LOVE MCR LIKE YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I RECENTLY FOUND THEIR SONG "DEAD" SUPER GOOD
Yeah!

And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh, take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?
Oh, dead.

Tongue-tied and, oh, so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh, take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?

And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication in your heart
So long,
'Cause now you've got (now you've got)
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?

One, two, one, two, three, four!

La, la, la, la, la!
La, la, la, la, la, la!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Well come on,
La, la, la, la, la!
La, la, la, la, la, la!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Oh, motherfucker,

If life ain't just a joke (la, la, la, la, la!)
Then why are we laughing? (la, la, la, la, la, la!)
If life ain't just a joke (la, la, la, la, la, la, la!)
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain't just a joke (la, la, la, la, la!)
Then why are we laughing? (la, la, la, la, la, la!)
If life ain't just a joke (la, la, la, la, la, la, la!)
Then why am I dead?
Dead!
AHHHHHH SUPER GOOD
also, today I have achieved a new level of badassery. I've achieved abbs.
Now you may be thinking,"Wait, I thought the author is a nerdy twat!"
You are correct. But even nerdy twats can have abbs.
Anyway. SIGNING OFF THIS HAS BEEN EGGS BENEDICT