Akatsuki kittys (NOT GOING TO BE FINISHED)

Akatsuki kittys, Chp. 22 part 1

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After i explained everything to them they all glared at me "what a horrible trick" kisame said crossing his arms and i shurgged "come one~ it was funny" i winnded but they all looked at me with the what-the-f**ck- you- thinking- look and i just sighed but then giggled "hey just think more sex for you guys" i pointed out and they blushed "im not f**cking gay b**tch!" hidan yelled "yeah were not all in love with each other dumba**" kakuzu said and i groaned "well then how you gonna fix your little problem cause i cant exactly do anything im underage" i quickly said "any ideas?" kakuzu said turning to the others and i thought for a few moments on this odd topic 'hmm sex is out of the question for me but what about them sure itachi kisame, deidara and sasori will be ok but what about the others' i thought as the others agured over this problem 'hmm...i could make them get close enough to getting it over with but then that might drive them to far and that could be bad, maybe they could do it themselfs then again what if it dont work..' i thought as my head pounded "ARRG!" i yelled and everyone looked at me and i blushed noticeing my out burst "ehhe, sorry"i said rubbing the back of my neck in embarassment as the akatsuki looked at me with weird looks. We sat on this problem for 5 minutes and still nothing "hey why havn't you 4 done anything yet?" i asked looking at the four teens sitting on the couch and floor and the first to speak was kisame "cant have sex with a little kid here" he said and i glared at him "you kinda did a few days ago" i pointed out "yeah but this is a drug thing that makes us super horny,you would be scard for life" sasori added and i frowned "but akatsuki yaoi is the best~!" i winnded and they all huffed when i felt somthing poking me and i jumped when i saw pein sitting next to me "sorry" he said quickly and i nodded blushing "i-its fine" i said when it came to me i new how to fix it tease them but not in the sexual way just giving them an extra push to just fix it themselfs without having to worry about scaring me. I stood up and walked over to kisame and pulled him to the side "hey kisame i thought u and itachi wern't gay" i said and he blushed "well it kinda just happened but now we feel bad about it" he said and i nodded "well just between you and me you liked it right?" i asked and he nodded and i smirked at the news, "well dont you wanna make itachi feel good again" i said and i saw a bulge in his pants get larger and his breathing slowed and i patted his chest and walked back over to itachi and sat next to him "hey so you like kisame huh" i said and he turned to me "no" he said and i shook my head "you know you do, so why not make him feel even better" i added and same thing with kisame and i stood up and called kisame over "ye-" he was cut off by me pushing him onto itachi leaving kisame strattling him and both of them blushing deep red. "itachi" kisame said "kisame" itachi replied and soon they both were lip locked and moaning all over the couch "sweet i did it!" i said happily but soon pein walked over to me "uhh yuki shouldn't you get them a room" he said looking at two half naked teens "aww but pein-chan i want to see them in action" i said and he sighed "your to young" he said and i shook my head "yaoi makes the world go around" i said quickly before running over to the horny teenes "so you two having fun?" i asked "yu-yuki ro-room" itachi panted and i smirked "fa-fast yu-yuki li-like no-now"kisame panted back and i sighed "cant you do it out here" i said "NOW!" they both yelled and i jumped quickly pointing to the back room and then they darted off slaming the door but i wasn't done with them yet i ran over to the room and opened the door slowly sneaking in only to have pein follow behind. "i-itachi m-more" kisame moaned and itachi began licking his neck all the way down to his nipples making the shark man shiver, i smiled pervly at this while pein sat there jaw dropped "yuki lets get out of here" he whispered but i shook my head "no way there gonna get it on soon" i said and he sighed but soon a loud moan eruppted and we saw kisame bangging into itachi and my face turned 5 diffrent shades of run until 'smack' i fell onto the floor with pein ontop of me his member throbbing against my privte part and i looked up and him "pe-pein" i said but he tugged me out of the room before i could see what was gonna happen it was getting good to itachi was on under kisame and kisame under itachi. But when he pulled out i was turning blood red when i saw what was infront of me "uh gu-guys" i said and there was a loud groan.

What do you think, yes im suckish when it comes to sexual things so i guess this yaoi or whatever sucked balls for sure, i would do smut but im pretty sure i would fail epicly