HEY YALL SO IM agelessly U SHOULD FOLLOW AND HMU BC IM COOL ASF AND IF U IGNORE ME Y LAME ASF JUST SAYIN ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
But as u can tell I'm pretty litty
Here's some stuffs about meIM PUERTO RICAN GANGANG
I'm a artist and a boxer so ILL STEAL UR MAN THEN FIGHT HIM AFTER
I DESPISE CRIPS YALL AINT WELCOME BLOODS YALL MY PEOPLE
I'm daddy
AND I WAS IN THE NUTCRACKER BUT THEM BALLERINA CHICKS WERE CRAAAZY
and I absolutely love DANK MEMES AND LEAFYISHERE
Ari don't rly kno about dank memes and leafy bc SHE AINT ON MY LEVEL AND AINT DANK ENOUGH SONbut anyways kiddos Ima tell u a story
A STORY BOUT ME HHAAA YALL THOUGHT I WAS GONNA INCULDE ARI
YALL THOUUUUGHTanyways this is the story about the time I broke into a warehouse :)
if y'all try to get the fuzz on my ass yo mommas a hoe just SAYIN
Anyways mind u in school I am a good girl bc um I want FUTURE tf
But outside of school ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Anyways me and my friend were chilling in my house it was summer and my parents were out so we were unsupervised outlaws
So we start playing with balloons in my backyard blasting music that is not appropriate for my neighbors with kids
But we get tired of ding dong ditching and the balloon so I had the right idea to I dunno check out the rundown ware house at the dead end
Ik what ur thinking "this sounds dumbasf" it was
So we go to the warehouse and there's a car u know what we do
IGNORE THE CAR
so my friends like "raina it's locked" and I'm over her like kick it UR A dude man
So he tried to kick and we hear a scream a woman's scream I SHIT U NOT
we run and we sit behind the fence wide eyed and trembling
u know what I say ?? No I don't say let's get our asses outta there
"SHIT dude..WE GOTTA SAVE HER"
And u know what my friend says ??
"FUCK YEA" so we go back and AND go to the window and peek in
Just a empty room
But there's something weird about this room,
It's ALL BLACK the ceiling the walls the floor
The windows half way open and I'm pretty small so my friend decides it's a good idea to squish me through so I can open the window wider from the inside and since I'm a part of the itty bitty titty committee there's no problem with my boobs getting in the way :'-)
So I'm in and I'm DYING OVER HERE IM ACTUALLY NOT THIS BAD ASS BUT THIS GUY IS 2 YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND SORTA HOT SO HE HAD ME IN A TRANCE OK?? SO I LIFT THE WINDOW AND THEN WE HEAR A CREEK LIKE A DOOR OPENED SO I RUN TO WINDOW BUT MY FRIEND PULLS ME INTO A DIFFERENT ROOM??
SO IM NOW REALIZING
WHAT THE FUCK DID I GET MYSELF INTO
SO WE WAIT A WHILE
SILENCE
WE DONT HEAR THE CREEK AND I THINK WE SAT DOWN FOR LIKE 15 MINS
SO ME BEING THE BADASS I AM
I PEEK TO THE ROOM WHERE THE WINDOW IS
NO ONES THERE
OR WE THOUGHT
SO WE SNEAK SNEAK TO THE WINDOW AND DIPPPPP
BUT I LOOK BACK INTO THE ROOM BEFORE WE DIPPED WE BOTH DID
AND WE SAW A LADY IN THE CORNER IN THE ROOM ILL NEVER FORGET HER
SHE WAS WEARING A PINK POLO SHIRT AND JEANS NORMAL RIGHT??
NO SHE HAD THE WORST MOST MESSED FRIZZY HAIR ID EVER SEEN
SHE HAD RED STRAIGHT HAIR BUT IT WAS SO SO FUZZY
AND SHE HAD ONE LONG CUT ON HER CHEEK
AND SHE WAS JUST STARING AT US
STARING STARING
SO I WAS LIKE FUCK OUTTA HERE I AINT SAVING THAT BITCH AND DIPPED
MY FRIEND RAN AFTER AND WE VOWED TO NEVER GO AGAINSO THAT WAS THE STORY
PRETTY WILD HUH
SO YE HMU agelessly
DADDY OUT(╹◡╹)♡
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