Aries: I'm feeling a little off today, would you like to turn me on?
Taurus: Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Gemini: Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
Cancer: Do you have a quarter? I'd like to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry
Leo: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Virgo: Are you a broom, because you just swept me off my feet?
Libra: Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon
Scorpio: Your place or mine?
Sagittarius: All of those curves and me with no brakes!
Capricorn: Hi! I can make more money than you can spend!
Aquarius: You fascinate me more than the fundament theorem of calculus
Pisces: Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
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