Santa ..

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Dear Santa,

I believed in yo fat ass... I used to think you were the ones bringing me presents and eating my cookies that I MADE PERSONALLY!!! Nah you little shit. That was my parents giving me presents that say "From Santa"... That was my sister, mom, and dad eating my fucking cookies at night..... AND WE DON'T HAVE A CHIMNEY ... so how the fuck you get in?? Ahw... Yeah, Lemme find out you climbing through windows... Imma put a 9 mm through you and them punk ass reindeer! -.-tt

Sincerely , ME (;

#STOLEN .. ^.^

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