Aries: " He rejected you? Ill teach that son of a (word i cant say) a lesson *takes out belt*
Taurus: "i don't give a crap if you already give me a million reasons why you should go to that party your not going because i said so."
Gemini: "so tell me, hows everything going with your bf, Jacob was it? Sweety go find a boy named Edward then tell me how much cuter he is. And are u still fighting with Lora? *continues ranting while not giving the child a chance to answer*
Cancer: "do you have your jacket? What about a snack? Remember to fasten ur seatbelt and NEVER drive drunk! Have fuuuunnn.
Leo: "tell me how i look good in this jacket"
Virgo: "how are your grades? You need help in math? Let me help you."
Libra: "be nice to everyone and don't forget your manners"
Scorpio: "LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF CRAP IMMA GIVE U UNTIL I COUNT TO THREE TO GO DO UR HOMEWORK!"
Sagittarius: "I think u look like a homeless person go change clothes and do something with your hair"
Capricorn: "I know i can be a little harsh but i still love you"
Aquarius: "I don't care do whatever"
Pieces: *cuddles hugs kisses* "be careful sweety"
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The Big Book Of Zodiac Junk
Randomwelcome to the big book of zodiac junk i found most of this on the internet just so you know, also if you didn't pay attention to my username i'm obviously a Gemini. Enjoy :)
