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DirtyHorsey started messaging you

DirtyHorsey
Wash me, baby ;)

AwkwardMaster
Pardon?

I'm a dirty boy

Excuse you?
Who do you think you are?

Your next boyfriend
Or fuck buddies
Your choice

My choice?
How about I block you?

Wait!
I'll stop!
I swear!

I won't talk more until you say who you are

How about I say a secret admirer?

Then, how'd you get my user?

My friend got it for me

Sounds pretty suspicious

I swear!

Then what's their name?

It's agakdni

What?

He tried taking my phone when I tried to tell you

Mhmm, sure

I promise!

Then answer this question
Why did you suddenly message me?

Because...

Because why?

Just because

🙄*eye roll*

Don't eye roll at me!

I just did!

Don't be sassy!

Oh, so the dirty boy is telling me what to do now?

Yeah, so what if I am?!

Pshhhh, lets see if I'll wash you now

You were going to wash me

Maybe, but I don't know anymore

That's so rude

So is telling me what to do~

I won't do it again, I swear

Then I'll leave that as a promise, dirty boy ;)

I'll leave the washing as a promise too, baby 😏

Oh, look at the time, I need to get my fuckboi repellant

I'm not a fuckboi

That's not what that emoji says
Or the words you used

I'm your angel though
I'm your hope
I'm not a fuckboi

Sure~
That's what you want me to think~

Psssh

Hah, bye for now, dirty boy~

Bye, baby~